I bet it's a different story for normies

I bet you could shovel with one arm whilst texting with the other, with no gloves in -50 degress fahrenheit and not get frostburn.

"I frighten the frost". -Exilarch 2017

As you know I hardly go outside. I reach transcendence via pumpkin spice and Adobada offerings to basic deities.

When I visited snard, his girlfriend lit some incense,

I said "what's that" in a suspicious manner.

she says "incense"

I say "Just incense??"

She pauses and says "yes"

I kind of like shoveling snow

It feels good

it can be a bitch but even then, there's things you can buy to make it easier

just buy a snow blower or something

couple hundred bucks, no more shoveling

Buy a pickup truck and attach a plow. Put dale earnheardt logos on it and shout YEEHAW as you revel in your ingenious sensie solutions to the real problems of life.

if I had more than like an hour a week of it I would probably do that because I have other things to do with my time

well to be honest, if I didn't have to deal with society's standards and could do it myself, I would engineer an entirely different solution that didn't require shoveling

Heated driveway pavement.

snow on the ground is not a problem, it's normal nature. same with leaves on the ground, they do not need raking, that's just nature operating as intended

there are spergs who do that, but that's even worse and more complicated

I would do something more like snowshoes + raised porches

people see snow or leaves and freak out, because it's not something put there by humans and it gets in the way of their cars

I hate snow

especially in america, where most of the country has not been walkable ever

I don't like cold particularly

dalit

non aryan confirmed

Lmao

only hyperboreans are good

go back to the tropics, POC

eat your POC fruit and frolic in your POC jungles

Bet he doesn't even eat lentils.

me 85 IQ me brown skin luv tropics so warm : )

yay banana

mosquito!!!! >___<

it okay get sickle cell so no malaria 😃

no white person should live south of the canadian border and if they enjoy living that far south they probably deserve the brown half mexican kids they are going to have

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```Women are children essentially. They only say what they think they should be saying.```

That's why I'm gay.

will 2018 be the year diversity is over?