Message from @Hagel

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2018-02-13 23:01:36 UTC  

for example, to me, anyone who sleeps with anyone without a lifelong commitment of marriage is a whore

2018-02-13 23:01:57 UTC  

any sexual contact between two men is evil

2018-02-13 23:02:06 UTC  

any sexual contact between two women is evil unless they are married to the same man

2018-02-13 23:02:14 UTC  

so for me, these ethical discussions are very simple

2018-02-13 23:02:26 UTC  

but normal people have very fuzzy ideas about what is "okay" in sexuality

2018-02-13 23:02:42 UTC  

>*anyone who sleeps with anyone without a lifelong commitment of marriage is a whore*

I think so too.

2018-02-13 23:03:45 UTC  

I believe it is okay for men to be married to basically an unlimited number of women, but with around 3 or 4 being the sweet spot

2018-02-13 23:03:57 UTC  

60 wives is retarded

2018-02-13 23:04:26 UTC  

muhammed agrees

2018-02-13 23:04:27 UTC  

pbuh

2018-02-13 23:04:27 UTC  

if your family size exceeds dunbar's number then something is obviously messed up

2018-02-13 23:04:50 UTC  

brigham young excepted

2018-02-13 23:05:06 UTC  

I just believe what a normal mormon believed before 1973

2018-02-13 23:05:33 UTC  

literally today's mormons all have parents and grandparents who grew up believing what I believe, only now in the retarded millennial age is it suddenly taboo

2018-02-13 23:05:49 UTC  

I think nonwhites are the seed of cain and should not hold the priesthood

2018-02-13 23:05:54 UTC  

especially blacks

2018-02-13 23:06:10 UTC  

special exception for mexicans as they are a different race, but I believe it's a sin to mix white with racial mexican

2018-02-13 23:06:21 UTC  

like I said, I just believe what a normal mormon believed before 1973

2018-02-13 23:12:35 UTC  

Only gay niggers from outter space could save us from the mean women

2018-02-13 23:13:31 UTC  

I often sleep on a bed. Sometimes on the floor. Sometimes, rarely, on a mat in a tent in the woods. I fall asleep in different positions. I have not once felt moral guilt for the manner of sleeping and can't think of a reason why I would pile moral guilt on top of matters of sex, breathing or shitting.

2018-02-13 23:27:42 UTC  

You wouldn't feel moral guilt for eating shit

2018-02-13 23:27:51 UTC  

you would just want to avoid it because it's unhealthy and distasteful

2018-02-13 23:27:59 UTC  

It is the same way with fucking random sluts you don't care about

2018-02-13 23:28:09 UTC  

Except a better analogy would be to do heroin

2018-02-13 23:36:57 UTC  

That's just it. I don't care about being good. I care about being happy and reducing my own suffering.

2018-02-13 23:37:13 UTC  

gay

2018-02-13 23:57:59 UTC  

I CARE ABOUT CIVILIZATION AND THE TRANSCENDENTALS, THROUGH WHICH COMES THE HAPPINESS OF RIGHT ACTING

2018-02-14 00:05:40 UTC  

So if we all agree to not act like savages or niggers through generations then we'll be happier and the next generation will be happier.

2018-02-14 00:13:46 UTC  

Heroin wouldn't make me happy

2018-02-14 00:13:50 UTC  

it would make me broke and unhealthy

2018-02-14 00:14:07 UTC  

I quit porn because it made me less healthy

2018-02-14 00:18:40 UTC  

If being in accordance with a morality does not feel good, then it may be an underdeveloped or misguided morality

2018-02-14 00:19:02 UTC  

Not that porn or drugs are about morality

2018-02-14 00:38:24 UTC  

HAPPY = A NO, A YES, A STRAIGHT LINE, A GOAL...

2018-02-14 00:38:39 UTC  

Why do women need to broadcast to everyone when their time of the month is nigh? I used to get that a lot in my jobs and it was like an unwanted weather forecast.

2018-02-14 00:43:30 UTC  

THEY ARE ASKING YOU TO BE PATIENT FOR A COUPLE DAYS

2018-02-14 00:43:55 UTC  

ALSO

2018-02-14 00:44:00 UTC  

THEY ARE ADVERTISING FERTILITY

2018-02-14 00:44:10 UTC  

"IN FOUR DAYS, I WILL BE READY FOR INSEMINATION"

2018-02-14 00:44:51 UTC  

IF YOU WANT TO FREAK THEM OUT, YOU CAN ALWAYS SAY, "WELL CALL ME ON (FOUR DAYS FROM NOW)"