Hl2 Confirmed

I have a joke conspiracy.

The reason hl3 was canceled is that if it happens, the combine will come.

Because the game is so hyped aliens from every planet will go and try to buy it.

And therefore the government as hid it from us because they want to keep the game for themselves.

I heard it was a big 🖕🏻 to Bill Gates from Gabe Newell becaues he didn't agree with him on a great many things and refused to work on Windows 3

The only hope is Half Life 2 Episode 2 Part 2

The earth is ?????

@lil uwuzi vert The Earth is Apparently mostly locally flat under certain weather conditions

how would that work

im interested in ur religion

repeat after me:
```My floor is flat```

It isn't a religion, the globe is however

My floor is flat

Hurray you are now a flat earther congratulations @lil uwuzi vert

but it was made to be flat

Exactly, my floor is flat, my floor is the Earth, the Earth is therefore apparently mostly locally flat under certain weather conditions.

I've given you the flat earther role

Now you can tell all the silly globe earthers the truth that your floor is flat

https://youtu.be/_KypFDntRv8

https://youtu.be/nNW_kaHsa_A

Congratulations @Deleted User 😃

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntyh9VJvq2w

https://youtu.be/FF9j1eNqGro

https://youtu.be/M1idSli4yws

"you won't believe what this man has to say"

True

I dont

https://newspunch.com/pedophile-parents-used-their-4-7-10-yr-old-children-as-sex-toys-in-private-family-parties/

@Satan Hey how are you?

I'm great, wbu?

I’m awesome. I can’t handle the time change. 😡

😂

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