Nah just seasoned, cooked in the oven with broccoli and zucchini

I
Never
Tell
Jokes

Insolent Negative Tiny Jew

I Never Felt Joy

That's good

Accurate

Nice deletion of joke devolved.

True

Fearing a bristow?

Maybe

Never go full Bristow.

I Nhave Tiny Penis

Bristow is doing fine

He's a good man

Enjoys Sex For Pay

Nhave?

How are you going to be a lawyer with a verbal IQ of 88?

Spatial IQ of 14

Devolved how disagreeable are you with people in actual interpersonal situations

Ihorns Nis Tvery Pgay

Not very

Why

don't be a litigator lol

@Horns isn't it obvious that Im not

No.

There are plenty of things to do with a legal degree besides litigation

one thing non-native speakers find hard to crack is "the"

I know I am saying go transactional or something

Ah

Yeah I probably will

I'm too autistic to be a litigator

to this very day, I'm helped in knowing where to put and where to omit "the" only through slowly and progressively built intuition

I have to re-read text and to figure out by rhythm if I have somewhere mistakenly put "the" where it should not be, which may sound bizarre to native speakers who think in different terms alltogether

You should study, from crow, as to best write your "the", wherein one must also find the best place for the comma, which is, in fact, the greatest gift the god (of Reality), ever bestowed upon its children.

I'm a master of commas

Commas are entirely subject to my superb sense for rhythm to which I shall admit I'm better suited in my native tongue where my rhythm is so flawlessly Caesarean and pristine

I bend everything to conform to rhythm. I re-read things aloud in my head to figure out if the text has been butchered when it comes to diction, rhythm, flow

You're Italian?

Nothing worse than intellectual diatribes that one read as if he is reading a pharmaceutical manual

No