Message from @batteries

Discord ID: 497112204387155978


2018-10-03 18:22:10 UTC  

my ancient phone i use for telemarketers and registering accounts with didnt get the alert. its an old blackberry - so that one is immune to these messages

2018-10-03 18:22:14 UTC  

<:SAD:356316923085979648>

2018-10-03 18:22:23 UTC  

How to trigger the whole country

2018-10-03 18:22:43 UTC  

tfw i literally have 4 cellphones

2018-10-03 18:23:26 UTC  

Did any get the god emperors message just now

2018-10-03 18:23:37 UTC  

yes mine was personalized too

2018-10-03 18:23:43 UTC  

A MEME IS BORN

2018-10-03 18:23:50 UTC  

Text Trump back

2018-10-03 18:23:58 UTC  

new phone who dis

2018-10-03 18:24:05 UTC  

He said "yo dawg, keep up the good work"

2018-10-03 18:24:49 UTC  

post trump messages

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496515828372602890/497111802132299776/Screenshot_20181003-142416.png

2018-10-03 18:24:55 UTC  

Actually I got a "not your president" alert from Hillary stating she's still not my president

2018-10-03 18:25:02 UTC  

Imagine if we have a draft and that’s how we get a notification if we get chosen

2018-10-03 18:25:14 UTC  

I doubt we will ever use the draft

2018-10-03 18:25:17 UTC  

Hopefully

2018-10-03 18:25:27 UTC  

>UN Court orders US to ease Iran Sanctions >US tears up Iran treaty that UN used for the basis of its ruling. EZ.

2018-10-03 18:25:37 UTC  

someone check twitter for salt about the presidential alert i want to see some

2018-10-03 18:25:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496515828372602890/497112014238384129/Screenshot_2018-10-03-11-25-23.png

2018-10-03 18:25:52 UTC  

I already posted mine

2018-10-03 18:26:04 UTC  

>dust storm warning
desert dwelling sand nigger detected

2018-10-03 18:26:25 UTC  

le 56% shithole over here

2018-10-03 18:26:32 UTC  

Trump @ everyone the bastard

2018-10-03 18:26:34 UTC  

Where?

2018-10-03 18:26:40 UTC  

vegas

2018-10-03 18:26:54 UTC  

Every leftist just got triggered that Trump sent them a text

2018-10-03 18:26:58 UTC  

*What happens in Vegas...”

2018-10-03 18:27:35 UTC  

I am so envious and sad that I didn't get to have such epicness take place on my phone <:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>

2018-10-03 18:27:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496515828372602890/497112496579149844/DomFsT2UwAAB9j7.png

2018-10-03 18:28:09 UTC  

Ha

2018-10-03 18:28:13 UTC  

US>UK

2018-10-03 18:28:46 UTC  

<:FeelsDabMan:356316778470834176>

2018-10-03 18:29:06 UTC  

<:FeelsDabMan:356316778470834176>

2018-10-03 18:29:28 UTC  

When I heard that shit, I thought there was a damn tornado

2018-10-03 18:29:38 UTC  

Nah just Drumpf

2018-10-03 18:30:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496515828372602890/497113137841963018/DIE_JUDEN.gif

2018-10-03 18:30:16 UTC  

I'M SO SICK OF WINNING

2018-10-03 18:30:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496515828372602890/497113178384367627/O_Y_G_E_V_A_L_T.jpg

2018-10-03 18:30:43 UTC  

check the hashtag the salt is golden

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496515828372602890/497113286911983626/unknown.png

2018-10-03 18:32:14 UTC  

based trump causing butthurt on a national scale

2018-10-03 18:32:28 UTC  

Trump: lol get yeeted on nerds