Message from @alexstorm

Discord ID: 565751360973176832


2019-04-11 04:04:29 UTC  

the earth is a speck pf oregano on the flying spaghetti monster that is *shaped* like a lobster

2019-04-11 04:04:50 UTC  

is this earth fan fiction now

2019-04-11 04:04:51 UTC  

but does it control the speed at which lobsters die?

2019-04-11 04:04:57 UTC  

yes, yes it is.

2019-04-11 04:05:21 UTC  

the world is my fan fiction and i am its oyster

2019-04-11 04:05:41 UTC  

an interesting combo

2019-04-11 04:08:42 UTC  

just kidding the world is a lumpy round rock

2019-04-11 04:10:16 UTC  

Alright, @Deku Scrubster has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

2019-04-11 04:10:42 UTC  

Oi oi

2019-04-11 04:10:53 UTC  

Alright, @CUMNUGGET has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

2019-04-11 04:11:08 UTC  

we just floating around on a boring rock in the middle of nothing, hopefully there's some cool rocks with life out there somewhere, but the nothing part of the universe is pretty cool

2019-04-11 04:11:12 UTC  

Any of you cun.ts wanna as.s fuc.k?

2019-04-11 04:11:59 UTC  

Sooo

2019-04-11 04:12:06 UTC  

Is that a yes?

2019-04-11 04:12:08 UTC  

Or a no?

2019-04-11 04:12:19 UTC  

can anyone teach me about flat earth i need to learn

2019-04-11 04:13:03 UTC  

!mute @CUMNUGGET -sextalk

2019-04-11 04:13:03 UTC  

CumNuggets#7803 (493943705296699423) is now muted for '**-sextalk**', alright? <:THUMBSUP6:403560443345371137>

2019-04-11 04:13:12 UTC  

nightynite to u

2019-04-11 04:13:41 UTC  

im staying up till i cant take it anymore then eventually pass out

2019-04-11 04:13:55 UTC  

??? ^^^

2019-04-11 04:14:00 UTC  

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@Deku Scrubster - no, ..the earth is not "floating around" or moving at all

2019-04-11 04:14:04 UTC  

im british

2019-04-11 04:14:15 UTC  

different timezones

2019-04-11 04:14:20 UTC  

well you're right, its not just floating around, it's orbiting the sun

2019-04-11 04:14:42 UTC  

@Deku Scrubster -- pretty wild claims/assertations right there
--yet ~~ZERO PROOF~~

2019-04-11 04:14:45 UTC  

ok so is it moving or now?

2019-04-11 04:14:48 UTC  

or is the sun orbiting us?

2019-04-11 04:14:49 UTC  

not*

2019-04-11 04:14:59 UTC  

im am confused

2019-04-11 04:15:03 UTC  

@✧Mike Flatbird (Mike Blackbird)✧ you bumbo you're also providing no proof

2019-04-11 04:15:17 UTC  

Earth is Still-er than a Farm Pond on a warm Spring day

2019-04-11 04:15:32 UTC  

wow. thats really still

2019-04-11 04:15:33 UTC  

that must be one fast puddle then

2019-04-11 04:15:46 UTC  

huh? ..we HAVE "scientific" proofs--for a non-moving Earth

2019-04-11 04:15:48 UTC  

what about a col spring day?

2019-04-11 04:15:55 UTC  

cool

2019-04-11 04:16:02 UTC  

cool

2019-04-11 04:16:05 UTC  

why does it have to be warm?

2019-04-11 04:16:22 UTC  

The earth moves

2019-04-11 04:16:23 UTC  

@✧Mike Flatbird (Mike Blackbird)✧ there's plenty of scientific proof for a moving earth