Message from @Tyler (honeyb4dger 11)
Discord ID: 591345904502439946
Oof
You need to go onto a regular schedule again
@Moody Jazz lmao how do you?
@SavStripes well I work as a bartender yeah my sleeping schedule is fucked up <:extremelemon:380256408282595329>
It takes like 5 days to fix your circadian rhythm
Niceee bartenderrr @DreamSenpai
With pure skill I masturbate using my very surroundings
6 pm to 3 am <:FeelsHorribleMan:279571493241880577>
I've managed to cum each time
o wow
Fucking end my sufferings
@Moody Jazz you fucking mage
Ohhhh so you use a toilet paper roll? @Moody Jazz
YEAH
Use your hand it's all you need @Moody Jazz
I ACTUALLY FIGURED THAT ONE OUT @Tyler (honeyb4dger 11)
BY FAR THE BEST
bloom
I accidentally got an electric toothbrush but now I have a vibrator so win win
your favorite bitch is back
This is the finest fart candy to be had. My ex-husband, Bobs, and I were national farting champs in the late 70's. You may have seen us in the semi-finals, they were broadcast on ESPN. It's a little known fact but our next door neighbor, the educated rapper Chompson MC, actually invented the "pull my finger" trick. We used to love to get together on Friday nights and chow down on a big pot of bean chilli, load up on a bunch of fart candy, and read aloud excerpts from Ben Franklin's book, "Fart Proudly," or Jim Dawson's "Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart." These days people are too busy running around like chickens with their heads cut off to just stop and enjoy life's simple pleasures, like farting.
@Lesbian Wanderer shut up ho
@Lesbian Wanderer hi bish <:bigsmug:581449104102785026>
XD lol
@Tyler (honeyb4dger 11) You have much to learn
Hello Lucy hru
@DreamSenpai hai
and hello to you too @Tyler (honeyb4dger 11)
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
And hammy I'm a kinky MF with my hands for over 4 years now I've learned a lot
Hey now no long messages it make my brained lower my IQ
Oh god
Wtf is happening
Omfg you guys are gonna get dunced
LOL
ok
@Tyler (honeyb4dger 11) only 4 years?
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.
Yeet
Maybe 5 actually