Raise your hand if you have a small dick

no

I'm fucking sad my phone can't run RS

rip

Rip

My cock is so big it creates a black hole

Woah

Osrs or rs

bet

So your dick killed you?

Osrs

Oof

When he nuts, it's a white hole

Crs?

Thats a nokia right there

My cock is big enough to fill 2 black holes

more like he jerked off at the speed of light

@Dexoid that means it’s so small it breaks atomic particles....

I've been waiting for the moment to take a huge shit at work while playing Osrs on my phone

They call me the one stroke wonder

the question is if he nuts into the black hole chan

fuck yeah my sister came home

nice

Bruh moment

now its open yeee

My brother is the 2 pump chump

And my sister is the 3 rub nub

What kind of degenerate downloads from ads on websites

Oof

This retard! Nihahaha

ima be depressingly happy rn

@Momime

@HeavyLoad same lmao

jk why would you do that

Okay who wanted me to make a pixel art version of a crab?

me

Next time someone hits on gou tell them about the hob goblin nob slobbering double decker pecker wrecker

Of course

Dont drink alcohol people, it does terrible things to you

^

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