Maybe your door is just a constant dom

I went on a trip this weekend

im literally going to finger the key hole

Yeyeyeueydu

uwaaa!

Twun

Stick youre peen in and make a key

was fun

ima go to fkn las vegas

I’m having a stroke

but the air was so fucking dry

If it truly were a daddy, that door wouldn't even be present in its frame

Shhhh

Raise your hand if you have a small dick

no

I'm fucking sad my phone can't run RS

rip

Rip

My cock is so big it creates a black hole

Woah

Osrs or rs

bet

So your dick killed you?

Osrs

Oof

When he nuts, it's a white hole

Crs?

Thats a nokia right there

My cock is big enough to fill 2 black holes

more like he jerked off at the speed of light

@Dexoid that means it’s so small it breaks atomic particles....

I've been waiting for the moment to take a huge shit at work while playing Osrs on my phone

They call me the one stroke wonder

the question is if he nuts into the black hole chan

fuck yeah my sister came home

nice

Bruh moment

now its open yeee

My brother is the 2 pump chump

And my sister is the 3 rub nub

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