Brb

That’s maple syrup that tries to hard to be good

But knows it will never be as good

The fuck's ant jemima?

Jemima

@africa what part of Canada

Quebec

The french part

I literally can't relate

Montreal

oh damn bruh it’s that dead bitch

hi

@Melanie also don’t forget to always say bonjour hi

Oh god

how’s it feel having no neck

More of them

Legit at work if you say hi first people get salty

My cock hurts

Oh yeah, they speak French in Canada as well

dang bruh

They mostly speak french in Quebec

Well, all the more reason for me not to go there <:why:584158660272324619>

But the french is so salty about preserving their language

French people can't speak English

I can't speak French

I'm fucked

When french people try to use English slang

I cringe so hard

Screw your own neckless corpse, 'dead bitch' <:why:584158660272324619>

C’est so cool

I hate myself

Why

Various reasons

I’m mad at myself for having a busy schedule

Excuse my plebian mind but what the fuck did you just say?

Big meaty claws!

A fusion of Cucklandish and Baguettenational <:why:584158660272324619>

Cool

I’m killing myself before summer school exam

I's so glad I'm an adult

Same