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This one French lady is speaking to me, and I can't understand a word of it

I want my gf to put maple syrup all over my body

And just fuck with maple syrup

That’s all I ask

You degenerate. Use honey

Same

I'm not a westerner, suckers <:why:584158660272324619>

Screw your fuckin' syrup

Hah!

I just realised I'm hungry

@Melanie that doesn’t mean ant jemima shit

Brb

That’s maple syrup that tries to hard to be good

But knows it will never be as good

The fuck's ant jemima?

Jemima

@africa what part of Canada

Quebec

The french part

I literally can't relate

Montreal

oh damn bruh it’s that dead bitch

hi

@Melanie also don’t forget to always say bonjour hi

Oh god

how’s it feel having no neck

More of them

Legit at work if you say hi first people get salty

My cock hurts

Oh yeah, they speak French in Canada as well

dang bruh

They mostly speak french in Quebec

Well, all the more reason for me not to go there <:why:584158660272324619>

But the french is so salty about preserving their language

French people can't speak English

I can't speak French

I'm fucked

When french people try to use English slang

I cringe so hard

Screw your own neckless corpse, 'dead bitch' <:why:584158660272324619>