@Melanie also don’t forget to always say bonjour hi

Oh god

how’s it feel having no neck

More of them

Legit at work if you say hi first people get salty

My cock hurts

Oh yeah, they speak French in Canada as well

dang bruh

They mostly speak french in Quebec

Well, all the more reason for me not to go there <:why:584158660272324619>

But the french is so salty about preserving their language

French people can't speak English

I can't speak French

I'm fucked

When french people try to use English slang

I cringe so hard

Screw your own neckless corpse, 'dead bitch' <:why:584158660272324619>

C’est so cool

I hate myself

Why

Various reasons

I’m mad at myself for having a busy schedule

Excuse my plebian mind but what the fuck did you just say?

Big meaty claws!

A fusion of Cucklandish and Baguettenational <:why:584158660272324619>

Cool

I’m killing myself before summer school exam

I's so glad I'm an adult

Same

Means I can look down on you fools who still have to finish your uni exams

Hahaha

I’m 19

X

ikr

The children in africa bruh

THE STARVING CHILDREN

Okay so should I feel bad for being too busy to call my girlfriend because of my schedule

THE STARIVNG MOD

@Deleted User no lmao

@Schlenkrat Send them wet nudes to make them less thirsty

Yes, I *am* a cunt