Message from @Deadbeat Radio
Discord ID: 705080032799752372
Look at this office birb
Birds dont real
Kill it itโs a Chinese drone
Birds did 9/11
things that are not aesthetic
You're welcome
What the fak
If I knew I wouldnt be posting it.
Scene:
Phase 1: grab butt
Man: *grabs girl's butt* "damn lil mama, you fart out that ass??"
Woman: "get away from me freak!" *slaps him*
Phase 2: feed her
Man: "sorry, that was very inappropriate of me. I Apologize. May i interest you in some authentic Mexican tacos?"
Woman: "wow, you just grabbed my ass and said some weird shit and you think I'm going to go eat tacos with you??"
Man: "yes"
Woman: "you right. Let's go..."
Phase 3: cuddle her
Man: "haha you've got some mild sauce dripping down your face. Here lemme get that for you" *uses napkin to clean it off*
Woman: "why does that napkin smell funn..." *goes unconscious*
Man: *gently gathers her up in his arms and places her in the back of his van*
Phase 4: fuck her good
Man: *takes her to the hospital*
Woman: *has epilepsy, but doesn't have insurance. Gets stuck with medical bill she can't afford*
Man: "I didn't know. I'm so sorry"
Woman: "you really fucked me over, but it's not your fault. You were just being a good person"
Man: *grabs her ass* "but for real tho, you fart out that ass?"
You got a way with the ladies there @slvr_neo
Aw fuck @slvr_neo is posting again
So like i have said on the roads to liberty podcast, when i think of patriotism i don't think of a political party or the government, i think of the beautiful country i was blessed to be born into, the one our ancestors turned into the greatest country on earth, patriotism isn't any one idea or belief it's part of your soul that connects you to this great nation the part that urns for liberty, justice, and freedom. -Squid
post i made
@Deadbeat Radio it wasn't even that bad this time ๐
@Deadbeat Radio fuck you nigger
@slvr_neo you just call me a gamer?
@Deadbeat Radio so what if I am?
I like hiw squids tryna be serious and here you two are again being all homoerotic
@thedarkness05 trying to respond to that.
@slvr_neo I'll deal with you later.
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Ree lol
God do I love forecasting 5 year financials on a high risk hypothetical entrepreneurial venture led and presented by myself (a drunken degenerate goon), a washed up ex frat boy, and a kid with literal special needs who we only brought into the group because we would get pity points from the teacher.
The farm
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i see you have your ducks in a row
Looks good, put some paint or lacquer on that box
@Trash Squid always lol
@Trash Squid *badum tsss*
@Deadbeat Radio my next step, to at least seal up the wood
The final seal, sacrifice the ducks
Shhhh
They can't know