-df cumming

**Cumming**: Something that [feels great]. [The climax] of sex or [masturbation].
*Person 1: [I'm cumming]
[Person 2]: I'm [swallowing].*
*(<http://cumming.urbanup.com/9339526>)* *9 more results*

Is that better?

I was expecting a more childish definition

It is the Urban dictionary after all

Let me try something

-df womencum

No result :(

lol

-df Incognito mode

**incognito mode**: A mode in [Google's] new [Chrome] browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the [user's] computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
*"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in [Google Chrome]?"
"[Incognito mode] man. [Ctrl+Shift+N]."*
*(<http://incognito-mode.urbanup.com/4157414>)* *9 more results*

LIES

Lmao

Russia and Japan have still never, between them, signed a treaty ending World War ll, so it never ended.

Same with north and south Korea

-df Momma

**Momma**: She is always there for me. When I fall She is always there to [help me] up. She [backs] me up and helps me. But most [importantly] she loves me.
*My [momma] is the best [woman] in [the world]!!*
*(<http://momma.urbanup.com/12850941>)* *9 more results*

LOL

"always"

-df daddy

**Daddy**: the [father] of [a child]
*[Quit] looking up Daddy on [the Urban Dictionary] and [go to church] you pervs*
*(<http://daddy.urbanup.com/12979421>)* *9 more results*

wow

just wow

Lmao

Slavery is not immoral

^

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/iranian-gen-qasem-soleimani-guiding-iraqi-forces-fight-against-isis-n321496

recent history

but idk what other channel to put it in

-df Know-it-all

-df kitchen

-df cook

-df Dems

-df arrogant

-mute @HeadlessCowboy 2h no spam

🔇 Muted `HeadlessCowboy#5513` for `2 hours`

Nice <:GWjiangPepeThumb:407619074466643978>

df bruh

GG @Jimmy Brooks, you just advanced to level 2!

German Generals: Ok, we can calm down, regroup and attack Britain again
Hitler: LET'S INVADE RUSSIA!!!
German Generals: Errr ok, just make sure to slow down and not get cocky
Hitler: WE'LL BE DONE BEFORE WINTER!!!
German Generals: We'll, at least you didn't join the Japanese and declare war o-
Hitler: THE REICH DECLARES WAR ON THE USA!!!!