-df kill

**Kill**: [DMV] [term]
To [agree] with someone or about something.
*“[Shawty] be [wildin]’”
“[Kill moe]”*
*(<http://kill.urbanup.com/12885812>)* *9 more results*

-df Bubba

**Bubba**: An [affectionate] word for a loved one. Someone you love [infinity] and [beyond].
*[I love] my [bubba] [so so] much.*
*(<http://bubba.urbanup.com/4841424>)* *9 more results*

-df Stupendous

**stupendous**: Of [colossal] [excellence] or greatness. The most esteemed level of hierarchical [stature].
*"Boy, I tell you, that [Andy] [Ford] (www.andyford.com)is one stupendous muthf*[cka]!*
*(<http://stupendous.urbanup.com/171612>)* *9 more results*

-df Cum

**Cum**: [The fluid] containing [sperm] [ejaculated] from a man when he has an erection.
*Sarah was sitting on the chair, in only a red thong. She had her legs spread wide [over the chair], and her brown hair [flowed] over her bare boobs. I was getting excited, Sarah was so hot. She ripped off [the thong] as she stood up, walked right past me and [shut the door] I had just passed through. She turned to face me, her feet strongly planted, and forced her hand down my pants. I [unblocked] my belt, and she tore my pants down to my ankles. She fell to her knees and removed my boxers. I could feel it, my dick was already starting to swell up. God, Sarah was hot. She started on the tip of my dick. She [swirled] her tongue around it a little. She almost immediately started to massage my balls vigorously. She then took on my whole dick, deep throating it. I could feel it, I was gonna cum. My balls were urging for it to come out. I moaned, it felt so good. I [grunted] a little as it started, and I cummed inside of her mouth. She pulled away, and swallowed, then smiled. My shirt was torn off and she was rubbing my dick with her hands. Then, she was on her hands and knees. I rubbed my dick, and slipped on the condom from the bowl. My dick was throbbing and I was excited. I slowly slid into her pussy and she squeaked quietly. I began to thrust myself. Faster and faster, I wasn't controlling myself, and she bounced and bounced, moaning and moaning until she screamed. We changed positions a few times, then my cum [splurged] out at work just thinking about it. Then my assistant asked for some.*
*(<http://cum.urbanup.com/10842959>)* *9 more results*

What the fuck

I did not want that

<:heresy:591248412800712706>

"I did not want that" right after looking it up...you know the text log is right there, right? Lol

The fucking text porno

I wanted a comedic definition

Not a fucking Fan fiction

lol

lets try

-df cumming

**Cumming**: Something that [feels great]. [The climax] of sex or [masturbation].
*Person 1: [I'm cumming]
[Person 2]: I'm [swallowing].*
*(<http://cumming.urbanup.com/9339526>)* *9 more results*

Is that better?

I was expecting a more childish definition

It is the Urban dictionary after all

Let me try something

-df womencum

No result :(

lol

-df Incognito mode

**incognito mode**: A mode in [Google's] new [Chrome] browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the [user's] computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
*"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in [Google Chrome]?"
"[Incognito mode] man. [Ctrl+Shift+N]."*
*(<http://incognito-mode.urbanup.com/4157414>)* *9 more results*

LIES

Lmao

Russia and Japan have still never, between them, signed a treaty ending World War ll, so it never ended.

Same with north and south Korea

-df Momma

**Momma**: She is always there for me. When I fall She is always there to [help me] up. She [backs] me up and helps me. But most [importantly] she loves me.
*My [momma] is the best [woman] in [the world]!!*
*(<http://momma.urbanup.com/12850941>)* *9 more results*

LOL

"always"

-df daddy

**Daddy**: the [father] of [a child]
*[Quit] looking up Daddy on [the Urban Dictionary] and [go to church] you pervs*
*(<http://daddy.urbanup.com/12979421>)* *9 more results*

wow

just wow

Lmao