Message from @Soup Can Sam

Discord ID: 627704169704456202


2019-09-29 03:00:12 UTC  

Idk man but he was actually right about the fetal remains thing which is honestly stunning to me

2019-09-29 03:00:30 UTC  

"The Governor!"

2019-09-29 03:02:39 UTC  

LISTEN TO ME!!!!

2019-09-29 03:03:02 UTC  

the fetal remains is super fucked

2019-09-29 03:05:31 UTC  

Yeah

2019-09-29 03:05:41 UTC  

Wait no

2019-09-29 03:05:43 UTC  

Nah man

2019-09-29 03:05:47 UTC  

its just a conservative taboo

2019-09-29 03:05:51 UTC  

like cannibalism

2019-09-29 03:05:58 UTC  

just like cannibalism, got it

2019-09-29 03:06:03 UTC  

god damnit

2019-09-29 03:06:17 UTC  

Don't try and steal my punchline boi

2019-09-29 03:06:53 UTC  

bitch i thought of it first.<:kermit:591248635220721674>

2019-09-29 03:10:36 UTC  

categorically false

2019-09-29 03:10:50 UTC  

not if you're a thought cop, Soup

2019-09-29 03:11:04 UTC  

I posted the message which prompted you think of it

2019-09-29 03:11:18 UTC  

But the message was intended to setup for what I meant to say

2019-09-29 03:11:23 UTC  

Ah, but I looked at my keyboard while i typed

2019-09-29 03:11:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513098339961798676/627704040905768980/CheckmateProper.png

2019-09-29 03:11:55 UTC  

Meaning that before I sent the message, I already had thought of the followup before you were even prompted to think of it

2019-09-29 03:12:16 UTC  

Therefore making it nearly impossible for you to think of it first

2019-09-29 03:12:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513098339961798676/627704249773588484/Frans_Hals_-_Portret_van_RenC3A9_Descartes.png

2019-09-29 03:12:49 UTC  

But you can't know that, you're not the thought police

2019-09-29 03:12:54 UTC  

but *I* am

2019-09-29 03:13:00 UTC  

<:Chad:591247390837702685>

2019-09-29 03:13:17 UTC  

Who says I'm not

2019-09-29 03:13:21 UTC  

Because I am

2019-09-29 03:13:22 UTC  

Me?

2019-09-29 03:13:27 UTC  

And I know you're lying

2019-09-29 03:13:42 UTC  

Because I can read *your* thoughts and determine that you're not

2019-09-29 03:13:51 UTC  

you traitor

2019-09-29 03:14:07 UTC  

I can read your thoughts and I can tell that you're lying

2019-09-29 03:16:29 UTC  

And yet I read your's and I can see that *you* are the liar. <:peepoDetective:583235938621194241>

2019-09-29 03:16:42 UTC  

smh

2019-09-29 03:49:44 UTC  

<:insane:583662104821760022>

2019-09-29 04:01:18 UTC  

that was a bullshitter war of attrition

2019-09-29 04:01:32 UTC  

<:laugh:583238348077006869>

2019-09-29 04:19:51 UTC  

lol

2019-09-29 04:27:21 UTC  

Oh you're just mad because I *DESTROYED* you with FACTS and LOGIC

2019-09-29 04:27:31 UTC  

Ben Ben

2019-09-29 12:45:21 UTC  

innocent until proven guilty