(seriously, imagine him naked)

Pelosi > Warren any day

Any dang day

@Puerto Rican Nelson I actually don’t know. Please tell me

And not just because Warren coming after my boy Bernie

oh yea that Surkano story is infamous

Yeah I didn't remember the names or anything

Forgot it was my very own KGB responsible too haha

I wonder if those Russian ladies that fucked him had any fun

Hopefully they really got off on the idea

And it's not one of those sacrifice for the motherland situations

I'd imagine a trump sex tape would start off like this

I think it starts with a cheeseburger and a side of fries

He drinks the diet Coke from her belly button

The Stormy Daniels thing was pretty much a wash I think - on the one hand, sure he cheated and stuff and there's this negative press

But on the other hand, props up the whole playboy millionaire thing

Probably helped him, overall

you would think it would hurt him with the Evangelicals

It certainly didn't peel those precious evangelicals from him

but they just exposed themselves on that one

^

Yep

pence apparently had a conniption over it

So idk maybe still just a wash

It was funny to see people back then thinking it would "end" him

@Trauma that was literally the joke always sunny was making

@Yusa So the national credit ranking system is 1-100, 1 being nonexistant, 100 holy gold. The Trump ORG has a national credit ranking of 19. The average is 49. This is from decades of late/ignored payments, his dumb sprawling business ventures that backfired.
Trump can't get credit in the US as of now, at least no legit firm would be excited to give him any. sidenote: Trump's bullshit claim of being a billionaire has always conflated lines of credit from banks in the number.

He uses Deutsche Bank, in Germany. Which has voluntarily paid fines in the past over international rebuke from their 'alleged' money laundering operations for Russia. Trump at last check still owers them around 300 mil from a loan, and there's multiple reports of suspicious accounts linked to him, Jared Kushner that were flagged by employees but buried by the rest of the company.

Lol getting spanked by Stormy with a Time magazine with your face on it - it's funny stuff, but it's pretty rad. The cheating on his wife (and kids), as well as all the lies and coverups are the problem

@Yusa https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-deutsche-bank/bank-staff-flagged-trump-kushner-transactions-for-watchdog-nytimes-idUSKCN1SP0PB

Trump constantly lying about how much money he has is really cringe too - imagine being so insecure that you still have to constantly toot your horn (and lie about it too)

There's all that suspicious stuff, but nobody on the right is trying to get Trump investigated

Imagine Obama refusing to release tax returns. Not forking over the god damned birth certificate immediately caused enough of a stir...

And they are STILL milking the birther thing

Even Trump

Like god damn it, if nothing else - the petty shit Obama was getting slammed for tells you what you need to know about how "great" he was as a president.

Well not quite. Trump's brand is his name being synonymous with oppulence. The appearence of wealth, success, enterpise, he does the manhattan equivilant of a rapper renting a mansion and tons of cars for a music video then incurring debt for it. People will still invest, some being fooled, some because he's got other shit going one that can avert Fed attention.

The best Fox could do was rip on his mustard for a week straight.

Or float around Kenyan origin stories

@Puerto Rican Nelson Yes, valid point

The only problem is, any "business sense" angle to it is sort of shattered, considering how much he toots his horn with EVERYTHING

The stuff that makes people think he's playing 4D chess has been kinda getting debunked over time