Message from @itstooslim
Discord ID: 689424864158810112
Glad I could help fren
I was thinking of getting into farming
But the god damn Homedepot is closed for like 2 weeks
F
Im gonna check my folder to see what good stuff I can share today
Since I have literally nothing else to do but watch Metokur restreams
You:<:chad:673420778993352714>
Prison Body Book since we're all going to into quarantine soon. https://www.pdfdrive.com/conbody-the-revolutionary-bodyweight-prison-boot-camp-born-from-an-extraordinary-story-of-hope-e195170788.html
Always aim to get stronger lads
Mate
You're doing something wrong
Look at him
All i see is lank
Click it
Tis the before photo
@a homo sapien click it
Like mura said its the before
What's my excuse <:just:684645144133500934>
not enough tren
easy mistake
<:coomer:674162989968130058>
Oh gotdarn
Gj
I must break my inner coomer
Then we shall gain together
I don't look at bad as his before picture but I'm nowhere near the after picture
When I was working I was strong fat
Now I'm slowly just becoming fat
I'm sonewhere in between
Closer to after than before but nothing like after in tone terms
What the fuck are the illustrations for joint pain and diarrhea
<:topkek:673423443919634433>
shhh
https://youtu.be/vc1E5CfRfos
This perfect home workout consists of not one but two complete total body workouts. 3 Days per week, Workout A and Workout B This workout for home is going to allow you to hit your total body in under one hour.
A B A - B A B - etc..
With this being the goal, the idea is not to try and hit each muscle with too many individual exercises since this could lead to an excessively long workout and potential for doing too much in the given workout. Instead, we select the exercises based on movement patterns that we know we want to hit to accomplish our goal of building muscle everywhere.
Here is how to construct the perfect home total body workout A:
1. SQUAT / ANTERIOR (1 MINUTE PER EXERCISE / REST-PAUSE IF NEEDED)
Alt. Single Leg Box Squats (use low box if advanced / higher box for beginners)
1 1/2 Bottomed Out Squats (to failure)
Jump Squats
2. UPPER PUSH (1 MINUTE PER EXERCISE / REST-PAUSE IF NEEDED)
Handstand Pushups OR Power Pushaways
Rotational Pushups OR Knee Rotational Pushups
Cobra Pushups (long head contracted) OR Knee Cobra Pushups
3. HINGE / POSTERIOR (1 MINUTE PER EXERCISE / REST-PAUSE IF NEEDED)
Alt. Single Leg Heel Touch Squats (use “kickstand” if needed)
Alt. Sprinter Lunges
Plyo Sprinter Lunges (jump from higher position if more beginner)
4. UPPER PULL (1 MINUTE PER EXERCISE / REST-PAUSE IF NEEDED)
Pullups OR Seated Pullups
Human Pullovers OR BW Sliding Pulldowns
Inverted Chin Curls
5. ABS (1 MINUTE PER EXERCISE / REST-PAUSE IF NEEDED)
Reverse Corkscrews
Black Widow Knee Slides
Levitation Crunches
6. CORRECTIVE (1 MINUTE PER EXERCISE / REST-PAUSE IF NEEDED)
Angels and Devils
COMPLETE 1-2 MORE ROUNDS (TOTAL WORKOUT TIME: 35-50 MINUTES)
Here is how to construct the perfect home workout B:
HINGE / POSTERIOR x 3 ROUNDS
Slick Floor Bridge Curl (Single Leg) OR Slick Floor Bridge Curl (Dual Leg)
Long Leg March
High Hip Bucks
LUNGE / ANTERIOR x 3 ROUNDS
Alt. Crossover Step Ups
Alt. Reverse Lunges
Split Squat Jumps
UPPER PUSH x 3 ROUNDS
Variable Wall Pushups OR Knee Decline Pushups to Knee Flat Pushups
Alt. BW Side Lateral Raises (from knees for beginners)
Tricep BW Extensions (long head stretch)
UPPER PULL x 3 ROUNDS
Chin Ups OR Seated Chin Ups
Inverted Rows
Back Widows
ABS x 2 ROUNDS
Ab Halos
V-Up Tucks
Sit-Up Elbow Thrusts
CORRECTIVE x 2 ROUNDS
Reverse Hypers
COMPLETE 1-2 MORE ROUNDS (TOTAL WORKOUT TIME: 35-50 MINUTES)