Message from @Akashic Wrecker
Discord ID: 407842020862722050
One of my Sig Chi bros got so drunk that he threw up in a sorostitute's snatch
I want to join TKE but they got shut down on my campus
It filled up so fast that it ballooned up and spat it back in his face
Then she kicked him in the head
Steve Rambo: American Hero
He had a massive shiner
Lmao
Steve? Yeah
@Sean1488 avoid TKE, Pike, and Beta Theta Pi
great shape
Why can’t kids handle getting their elbows cut open
Like shit it’s not hard to treat a wound and stop it from getting infected
SAE, Sig Chi, and Kappa Alpha are the ones you want to go for if you pledge
I actually enjoy watching gay porn with the gay scenes cut out, the terrible faggot acting makes it fucking hilarious to watch
and you try to figure out wtf you are watching
Beta theta pi is qrow right?
it's drinking 3 too many bottles of Tussin and getting stuck on the old people channel
If so I almost threw two of them out of a TKE party Saturday
@Vic_Mackey but why avoid them and go for the others
Wait fixed it,
hahaha
@Sean1488 they're garbage tier and full of mamzers and losers on most campuses
Total corncobs
I cracked my dick until the cows came home.
And then I cracked it some more.
Fight me.
The guys I partied with and the ones at Penn state have been cool
I just had a raging epiphany
almost every hand that you shake in your life has jacked off a dick.
and by raging epiphany i dont beat a rugged boner
but holy bowl think about it
(((shaking hands)))
Spudroyper
oh so we doin hats now?
I made NS go insane about the doxing thing i said. he was talking about posting his truck on craigslist so i just made that sound cryptic and said that he lived in a town, and he went full bowl over it. sorry @TheBowlFather I bowled you. And if I do come to cambodia, @Kombat-Unit is coming with me, and we are having a face-off in doing at least one type of drug if you wonj't then
Idk vic has one and i dont
so i tried and it worked
vic pulled a trick