I mean, unrelated kind of but remember that woman that taught her dog how to communicate via buttons and it eventually started stringing sentences together?

can't wait to see the bronze age

Considering their strength, they may skip the bronze age. Fuckin' things can literally rip your arm off. Who needs a bronze sword?

It's not just weapons lad

Codpiece

Manipulation of metals is a key step

I want a chimp in a codpiece

Imagine you got a monkey that can manipulate metal, you now have a monkey creating hardy tools for tasks

(Also humans can batter other humans but poking them with a sharp object is a lot easier and more effective)

...and wearing a codpiece.

I mean stone age also had bows

maybe a monkey can learn how to use a bow and arrow

Further down in the article a test group were allowed to hand things in to be cooked, and know the benefits of cooked nutrition

They just don't know how to manipulate heat

The biggest challenge in training something is making a connection, but if monkeys were meat eaters and we showed them they could hunt with bows, they'd be all over that

Unfortunately they are beta berry pickers

then agriculture would be the next step

We could make them agricultural tool belts with codpieces built in.

fucking virgin gatherers

bet the only white ones are the hunters eggs dee

maybe we could teach them how to read?

Codpiece Plow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqJf1mB5PjQ

We're really rolling with this primate train

ok so basically

Am monkey

Hello monkey, am honry

You touch 🅱️ enis

Castration tiem

feck

Hello monkey, am ma'am now

We're gonna slap, a dirty little jap

nice knoife

@Mosin Man do you own a mosin?

Da comrade

Thanks

i mean

is it a good rifle?

i rly wanna buy one myself

It's pretty avg. Gonna need a very, *very* thorough cleaning, and probably glass bedding