bruh

Too bad we won't be alive to partake
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Aren't there already instances of copulation between the locals and the chimps?

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yes, but I want my partners to be able to communicate their disappointment both during and after the deed.

lmao

You can teach them sign language

do you think we can civilize them into better than blacks?

I've had a couple conversations with people about uplifting chimps as a species

I still don't know exactly what to make of it

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Quite the conversation to join in on

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Indeed

This is how we continue humanity it seems

These colonies of chimps have an average IQ higher than most of Africa.

pog champ

I've seen videos of chimps using phones to look at videos that interest them

I mean, unrelated kind of but remember that woman that taught her dog how to communicate via buttons and it eventually started stringing sentences together?

can't wait to see the bronze age

Considering their strength, they may skip the bronze age. Fuckin' things can literally rip your arm off. Who needs a bronze sword?

It's not just weapons lad

Codpiece

Manipulation of metals is a key step

I want a chimp in a codpiece

Imagine you got a monkey that can manipulate metal, you now have a monkey creating hardy tools for tasks

(Also humans can batter other humans but poking them with a sharp object is a lot easier and more effective)

...and wearing a codpiece.

I mean stone age also had bows

maybe a monkey can learn how to use a bow and arrow

Further down in the article a test group were allowed to hand things in to be cooked, and know the benefits of cooked nutrition

They just don't know how to manipulate heat

The biggest challenge in training something is making a connection, but if monkeys were meat eaters and we showed them they could hunt with bows, they'd be all over that

Unfortunately they are beta berry pickers

then agriculture would be the next step

We could make them agricultural tool belts with codpieces built in.

fucking virgin gatherers

bet the only white ones are the hunters eggs dee

maybe we could teach them how to read?

Codpiece Plow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqJf1mB5PjQ