Message from @UncleDrMrBaby
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These colonies of chimps have an average IQ higher than most of Africa.
pog champ
I've seen videos of chimps using phones to look at videos that interest them
I mean, unrelated kind of but remember that woman that taught her dog how to communicate via buttons and it eventually started stringing sentences together?
can't wait to see the bronze age
Considering their strength, they may skip the bronze age. Fuckin' things can literally rip your arm off. Who needs a bronze sword?
It's not just weapons lad
Codpiece
Manipulation of metals is a key step
I want a chimp in a codpiece
Imagine you got a monkey that can manipulate metal, you now have a monkey creating hardy tools for tasks
(Also humans can batter other humans but poking them with a sharp object is a lot easier and more effective)
...and wearing a codpiece.
I mean stone age also had bows
maybe a monkey can learn how to use a bow and arrow
Further down in the article a test group were allowed to hand things in to be cooked, and know the benefits of cooked nutrition
They just don't know how to manipulate heat
The biggest challenge in training something is making a connection, but if monkeys were meat eaters and we showed them they could hunt with bows, they'd be all over that
Unfortunately they are beta berry pickers
then agriculture would be the next step
fucking virgin gatherers
bet the only white ones are the hunters eggs dee
maybe we could teach them how to read?
Codpiece Plow
We're really rolling with this primate train
ok so basically
Am monkey
Hello monkey, am honry
You touch 🅱️ enis
Castration tiem
feck
Hello monkey, am ma'am now
We're gonna slap, a dirty little jap
nice knoife
@Mosin Man do you own a mosin?
Da comrade
Thanks
i mean