Message from @Legion of the RSOD

Discord ID: 505369875363921923


2018-10-26 13:12:44 UTC  

Yeah

2018-10-26 13:12:50 UTC  

But really it's retarded if you think about it

2018-10-26 13:12:59 UTC  

Probably the poorest

2018-10-26 13:13:07 UTC  

Pretoria is the executive capital

2018-10-26 13:13:13 UTC  

so that's where they govern from

2018-10-26 13:13:24 UTC  

Heh heh

2018-10-26 13:13:28 UTC  

Bloemfontein is judicial so that's where the courts and shit are

2018-10-26 13:13:28 UTC  

💂 💂 💂 💂

2018-10-26 13:13:38 UTC  

Cape Town is legislative

2018-10-26 13:13:46 UTC  

so that's where their capital is SUPPOSED to be

2018-10-26 13:14:44 UTC  

So cape town has the parliament
Pretoria is where the head of state exists
and the third one is where the judges are

2018-10-26 13:14:49 UTC  

so like

2018-10-26 13:14:53 UTC  

You get arrested in Cape town

2018-10-26 13:15:14 UTC  

and have to fucking travel to Bloemfontein to go to court

2018-10-26 13:16:05 UTC  

Also don't take any of the stuff I say on SA seriously, I don't know shit and just assume that's how it works 💦

2018-10-26 13:16:12 UTC  

But the stuff on cults, super trust me on that shit.

2018-10-26 13:18:31 UTC  

There are different types of cults

2018-10-26 13:18:39 UTC  

If you dont have that much charisma

2018-10-26 13:18:48 UTC  

Become the right hand leader

2018-10-26 13:19:14 UTC  

Take someone you know who is charismatic who is either too doddering to realise or a friend

2018-10-26 13:19:27 UTC  

And use them as the face while you reap benefits

2018-10-26 13:21:22 UTC  

A good way to tell if your religious movement is a cult: If it's in a non-English speaking country, like Japan or China, and it has a completely English name - such as Japan's "Happy Science" - it's probably a cult.

2018-10-26 13:21:30 UTC  

Happy science is the most cult sounding name ever

2018-10-26 13:22:45 UTC  

It sounds like an anime produced specifically to sell people to the idea of being a test subject for some company

2018-10-26 13:23:21 UTC  

HAPPY SCIENCE DO NOT LOOK AT REAL DEAD SUBJECT LOOK AT THE WAIFUS

2018-10-26 13:23:27 UTC  

They have a political party called "The Happiness Realization Party"

2018-10-26 13:23:32 UTC  

Which is SUPER cult sounding

2018-10-26 13:23:45 UTC  

Holy shit

2018-10-26 13:23:56 UTC  

That is a name.

2018-10-26 13:24:18 UTC  

>They have a youtube

2018-10-26 13:25:24 UTC  

God

2018-10-26 13:25:27 UTC  

This is some like

2018-10-26 13:25:34 UTC  

Low-tier budget movie cult bullshit

2018-10-26 13:25:37 UTC  

but it's fucking REAL

2018-10-26 13:26:50 UTC  

God.

2018-10-26 13:26:54 UTC  

Imagine getting to heaven

2018-10-26 13:26:56 UTC  

and god's like

2018-10-26 13:27:08 UTC  

"Yo that Happy science religion was legit, why'd no believe it"

2018-10-26 14:02:53 UTC  

@Shit Sandwich ayo nigga ever played dnd

2018-10-26 14:07:34 UTC  

God I fucking hate this holohaux shit