https://biblehub.com/topical/o/omnipresence.htm

https://biblehub.com/sermons/auth/young/omnipotence_omniscience_omnipresence.htm

There are no paradoxes in Valhalla

God is omnipresent

But choose not to give a shit about his creation

It's like u are busting a nut

Do you make sure all of your cum are in a good place?

Sinner

it seems the first contestant has arrived

Ok listen

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 29!

okay

Not you

can i still listen?

Shuu away

bye bye senpai

God is a cool guy - jesus

Well God is his father but ok

You could say

God is a cool dad - Jesus

That’s not what I believe in

God and Jesus are buds just chillin in heaven drinking some cold ones with dale earnhart

Bruh

We went to the fucking moon

There was no fucking Jesus chilling in there

Jebus is actually in North Korea

That's why they're so secretive

They're hiding Jesus and keeping him all for themselves

We all need Jesus

Yes

North Koreans gotta stop hogging him

First they are hogging unicorns

Now Jesus?

This is not acceptable

They are delusional they will follow what there leader will say

Yup

I feel bad for them. They are so convinced that Westerners are the bad guys

GG @slipstream3, you just advanced to level 1!

And that we are trying to kill them

_when the crusade starting?_

When Jesus comes back