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BREAKING: While on Summer Vacation, A 14-Year-Old Brett Kavanaugh was a Sniper in the Rhodesian Bush War
by Schmuley Ben Shekelheim
Though Kavanaugh has curated an image of a good boy, it turns out he is a racist killer and cannibal
While Brett Kavanaugh has been celebrated as a prime student at Georgetown prep, it has been revealed that between his freshman and sophomore year in 1979, he flew to Rhodesia to work as a sniper for the white racists murdering innocent blacks during the Rhodesian Bush War, The New Yorker has confirmed.
When Kavanaugh heard of the signing of the Internal Settlement by Ian Smith in June of that year, he immediately boarded a plane bound for South Africa, where he crossed the border into what is now Zimbabwe with a plan to “kill as many niggers as possible and defend the global supremacy of the white race.”
Multiple sources confirmed that Kavanaugh was known as “The Drunken White Terror,” due to the fact that he was frequently drunk on sniping missions. Despite consuming extreme amounts of Irish whiskey and often blacking out while on sniping missions, he managed to rack up 38 confirmed kills.
“He be true da nightmare came living in,” said one Zimbabwean who wished to remain nameless. “If’n you seed da man his head go pop, you knowed it be da Drinken Terror.”
Another victimized African man, who also chose to remain nameless, confirmed that beyond murder, Kavanaugh had other evil behaviors. According to this other guy, he would singlehandedly gang-rape dozens of women while blacked-out drunk, a story which further confirms other claims made against Kavanaugh with regards to his being a drunken gang-rapist.
A different guy told The New Yorker that the 14-year-old Kavanaugh burned an entire village of black people in their huts, lighting the whole place up with kerosene.
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