-define massachusetts slurpee

**Massachusetts Slurpee**: When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you [whip out] a [straw] and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "[money shot]" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
*"[Yo dawg], I got [a ho] and plastic [straw] from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."*
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-define gay

**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, chillin’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re [not gay]”*
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-define consent

**consent**: getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. [consent culture] is becoming a [wider] spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered [sexual assault]
*"Can I [kiss] you?"
"Would you [like me] to touch your [thigh]?"

are examples of people using consent*
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Don’t touch my thigh

@beyond_gravity too bad

*touches thigh*

-define bitch slap

**bitch slap**: It's what one girl does to [another] girl who is [sleeping with] her [man] and she finds out
*[Brandi] : Chad was fucking Heather and Katie last night until [Keirsten] walked in on them she gave them both a bitch slap [from hell] I guess you don't mess with her man!

Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!*
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😝

Lol

-define lol

**lol**: [An abbreviation] that stands for 'laugh out loud' to you, but 'lots of [love'] for [your mom].
*Mom: [Grandma] just [died]. LOL
Son: Mom [what the fuck]?*
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-define lel

**lel**: [The troll] [version] of [lol]
*Someone gets [pwned] in [a funny] way
[I say] lel*
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-define owo

**owo**: Basic info:
[owo] is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to o.o but the 'w' Is supposed to make it cute.

What does it mean?
owo means, a [blank stare], but in a cute way.

Other similar [emote](s).
[OwO] o.o
*Nerd: (says to [class snake], Sam,) Another way of writing 1,[000],000 is 1x10^6

Sam [The Snake]: owo*
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-define uwu

**uwu**: The feeling you get of too much [cuteness] or an overwhelming feeling of happiness, [Fonda] like fangirl/[boying].
**[jimin] plays with [puppy] and it starts giving him little [puppy kisses]*
WORLD: uwu*
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-define orgasm

**orgasm**: What you [write] by [mistake] when you actually meant to write the word "[organism]".
*Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in [bio], I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "[organism]", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a [dirty mind]!!*
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-define Chad

**chad**: The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.

Girl: I was fingering [that part] between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening [remained] silent but later laughed among themselves:

'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
*When you measure your dick, you don't start at the [arse hole] and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your measuring [tape].*
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Wtf

??

Lmao wut

Wrong Chad

Lol

-define hitler

**Hitler**: A [unit] used to measure the degree of a [mass genocide]. The typical [conversion] is 1 Hitler = 6,000,000 deaths.
*for [futher] refrence [stalin] is [rated] at about 3 hitlers*
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-define stalin

**Stalin**: [God] of [the universe]
*i was [smoking] a [blunt] [amd] i saw Stalin*
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-define based

**Based**: Is when you dont [care] what people think
[its a way of life]
Doing what you [want]
how u want
wearing what u want
*the [LV] book bag looks [gay on] you
[idc] im based*
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why is everybody defining shit

-define shit

-define mee6

**shit**: 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

The Shit List:

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

[The Clean Shit]
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

[The Wet Shit]
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your [Nose Shit]
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The [Lincoln Log] Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "[Power Dump]". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender [poop-chute].

The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

[The Aftershock] Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "[Honeymoon's Over]" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

[The Groaner]
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

[The Floater]
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

[The Peek-A-Boo] Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

[The Snake Charmer]
A long [skinny shit] which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the [Drinker's] Shit.

The Back-To-Nature Shit