The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

[The Aftershock] Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "[Honeymoon's Over]" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

[The Groaner]
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

[The Floater]
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

[The Peek-A-Boo] Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

[The Snake Charmer]
A long [skinny shit] which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the [Drinker's] Shit.

The Back-To-Nature Shit

This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.

[Premeditated Shit]
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

[Shitzopherenia]
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

[Energizer] Vs. [Duracell] Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.

[The Power Dump] Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

The [Liquid Plumber] Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)

[The Spinal Tap] Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little [round ones] that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The [Toxic Dump]". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit

Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last [cling-on] to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
*"[AW SHIT]"

"I [have to] [take a shit]"*
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-define gnp

**Gnp**: [Guacamole nigga penis]
*[Dude] I [got] a Gnp [stick and poke]*
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-define nigga

Holy shot

I didn't want to know about shits

**Nigga**: A word that only black people use to call there [homies] if a [white person] uses it they are in some [deep shit]
*John: What is up [my nigga]

[Sean]:What the fuck did you say

([Sirens])*
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niiiiiiggggaaaaaaaaa

dude

-define penis

**Penis**: Penis
*Penis*
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-define fuck

**fuck**: The only fucking [word that] can be put [everyfuckingwhere] and still fucking make fucking [sense].
*[Fuckers].*
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-define commie

**Commie**: [Derogatory] name for a [Communist].

Related words : [Pinko]
*"In the [1950's], [McCarthy] wanted to [destroy] those that he called 'Commies'"*
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-define massachusetts slurpee

**Massachusetts Slurpee**: When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you [whip out] a [straw] and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "[money shot]" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
*"[Yo dawg], I got [a ho] and plastic [straw] from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."*
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-define gay

**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, chillin’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re [not gay]”*
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-define consent

**consent**: getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. [consent culture] is becoming a [wider] spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered [sexual assault]
*"Can I [kiss] you?"
"Would you [like me] to touch your [thigh]?"

are examples of people using consent*
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Don’t touch my thigh

@beyond_gravity too bad

*touches thigh*

-define bitch slap

**bitch slap**: It's what one girl does to [another] girl who is [sleeping with] her [man] and she finds out
*[Brandi] : Chad was fucking Heather and Katie last night until [Keirsten] walked in on them she gave them both a bitch slap [from hell] I guess you don't mess with her man!

Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!*
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😝

Lol

-define lol

**lol**: [An abbreviation] that stands for 'laugh out loud' to you, but 'lots of [love'] for [your mom].
*Mom: [Grandma] just [died]. LOL
Son: Mom [what the fuck]?*
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-define lel

**lel**: [The troll] [version] of [lol]
*Someone gets [pwned] in [a funny] way
[I say] lel*
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-define owo

**owo**: Basic info:
[owo] is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to o.o but the 'w' Is supposed to make it cute.

What does it mean?
owo means, a [blank stare], but in a cute way.

Other similar [emote](s).
[OwO] o.o
*Nerd: (says to [class snake], Sam,) Another way of writing 1,[000],000 is 1x10^6

Sam [The Snake]: owo*
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-define uwu

**uwu**: The feeling you get of too much [cuteness] or an overwhelming feeling of happiness, [Fonda] like fangirl/[boying].
**[jimin] plays with [puppy] and it starts giving him little [puppy kisses]*
WORLD: uwu*
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-define orgasm

**orgasm**: What you [write] by [mistake] when you actually meant to write the word "[organism]".
*Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in [bio], I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "[organism]", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a [dirty mind]!!*
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-define Chad