-define gnp

**Gnp**: [Guacamole nigga penis]
*[Dude] I [got] a Gnp [stick and poke]*
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-define nigga

Holy shot

I didn't want to know about shits

**Nigga**: A word that only black people use to call there [homies] if a [white person] uses it they are in some [deep shit]
*John: What is up [my nigga]

[Sean]:What the fuck did you say

([Sirens])*
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niiiiiiggggaaaaaaaaa

dude

-define penis

**Penis**: Penis
*Penis*
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-define fuck

**fuck**: The only fucking [word that] can be put [everyfuckingwhere] and still fucking make fucking [sense].
*[Fuckers].*
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-define commie

**Commie**: [Derogatory] name for a [Communist].

Related words : [Pinko]
*"In the [1950's], [McCarthy] wanted to [destroy] those that he called 'Commies'"*
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-define massachusetts slurpee

**Massachusetts Slurpee**: When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you [whip out] a [straw] and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "[money shot]" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
*"[Yo dawg], I got [a ho] and plastic [straw] from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."*
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-define gay

**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, chillin’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re [not gay]”*
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-define consent

**consent**: getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. [consent culture] is becoming a [wider] spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered [sexual assault]
*"Can I [kiss] you?"
"Would you [like me] to touch your [thigh]?"

are examples of people using consent*
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Don’t touch my thigh

@beyond_gravity too bad

*touches thigh*

-define bitch slap

**bitch slap**: It's what one girl does to [another] girl who is [sleeping with] her [man] and she finds out
*[Brandi] : Chad was fucking Heather and Katie last night until [Keirsten] walked in on them she gave them both a bitch slap [from hell] I guess you don't mess with her man!

Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!*
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😝

Lol

-define lol

**lol**: [An abbreviation] that stands for 'laugh out loud' to you, but 'lots of [love'] for [your mom].
*Mom: [Grandma] just [died]. LOL
Son: Mom [what the fuck]?*
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-define lel

**lel**: [The troll] [version] of [lol]
*Someone gets [pwned] in [a funny] way
[I say] lel*
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-define owo

**owo**: Basic info:
[owo] is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to o.o but the 'w' Is supposed to make it cute.

What does it mean?
owo means, a [blank stare], but in a cute way.

Other similar [emote](s).
[OwO] o.o
*Nerd: (says to [class snake], Sam,) Another way of writing 1,[000],000 is 1x10^6

Sam [The Snake]: owo*
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-define uwu

**uwu**: The feeling you get of too much [cuteness] or an overwhelming feeling of happiness, [Fonda] like fangirl/[boying].
**[jimin] plays with [puppy] and it starts giving him little [puppy kisses]*
WORLD: uwu*
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-define orgasm

**orgasm**: What you [write] by [mistake] when you actually meant to write the word "[organism]".
*Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in [bio], I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "[organism]", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a [dirty mind]!!*
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-define Chad

**chad**: The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.

Girl: I was fingering [that part] between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening [remained] silent but later laughed among themselves:

'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
*When you measure your dick, you don't start at the [arse hole] and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your measuring [tape].*
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