Or perhaps a few other options

Idk how you missed one of the obvious options: You will trade them water or food for the pubes in the future.

or a favor of some kind

Sure?

Yeah

that's how economies work.

Are you thinking of starting a new country and you're making sure you have some basics down first?

if everyone in the town recognize your pubes, and for some silly religious reason decide to use it, then that's the trade medium of that town.

you don't need to force anyone

or have layers of gold in your house

Well, yes

they will do it voluntarily

Until something haplens

*hapoens

i smell Austrian lol

*happens

until they find out pubes are a suboptimal currency

when you die, there's no way to reproduce authentic hairs

it's going to drastically deflate in value

and so people will stop using it

from a commodity money standpoint, if it's marketable, you can use it for indirect exchange

Or until I die or move to another town, or they are tired of me being in control of the currency

governments are notoriously hard to kill off

hence why people use them

authentic hairs might rise in value after he dies, now they are finite

@Sh0t don't talk to me till you can answer the basic question above.

really need a legal tender law to lock them in

i did

again

you didn't.

quote yourself.

make yourself look silly for the world.

Share your non-answer with them so they can laugh at you once again, go on.

If you are referring to using something for indirect exchange, if it's marketable, you can use it

What out Sh0t, They are waiting to laugh

the subject in quesiton being marketable is a huge assumption of course

anything is marketable.

that's the entire point

the entire reason I asked the damn question

I dunno about that, people sometimes pay to get rid of things, anti marketable

literal trash is marketable