Message from @James Warner
Discord ID: 704514439012941884
Dad?
I hydrate but that daily multivitamin turns my pee neon
I need to take vitamins
My apocalypse gun is a desert eagle chambered in .22 short
Libertarian socialism
@jaguarknight I try to stay healthy *microwaves hot pocket*
I honestly just don't know what the problem is
*serves another cup of noodles*
I'm a healthy individual *eats gallon of ice cream while staying up all night*
@jaguarknight I should probably stop eating processed foods *cooks pizza rolls, dips in ranch*
I totally eat healthy
Hold on
"Yeah I'll take a number 1, yeah I'll make it a large"
Anyways as I was saying
With a Diet Coke
You knows, cuz its better
Of course
But anyways
How are you kings fling
Doing
Doing good. Having some dinner
Hanging with the kids watching my daughter torture shit on Minecraft
I didn't read that completely at first...
Why are you hanging your kids and torturing your daughter on Minecraft
@James Warner haha
*I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two 45s one with cheese, and a large soda*
It should always be said in big smokes voice
All day every day mang, I have to given my new living space
WITCH
RUSSIAN
FUCKING
YOU
WATER
DRINK
Legit I'm in the middle of the friggin desert
My piss was slightly more yellow after I got up so I literally just downed another pint
My parents just finished watching Waco
I could finally complete my "I hate the government, the are murderers cowards and fags speech" without immediate disagreement
Slowly trying to boog pill them
Yes
I'm about halfway through it
It was hilarious watching it because Koresh is played by the same guy who plays Lt. Mike Murphy in Lone Survivor
one of my all time favorite movies
it was so funny my mom was like "Yeah I looked into it and there was no evidence they abused those kids, I can't believe they lied to us like that back then" and I'm like yes yes tell me more
Good goooooood
Come to the boog side
Niceee