Message from @jaguarknight
Discord ID: 704513699884302418
Fighting words
Whenever you don't hydrate
Stalin gets a boner
Not King shit
*SMASHES THROUGH WALL IN T-55* Did somebody say... S O C I A L I S M without adding in the word "libertarian" before it?
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT DON'T HYDRATE ARE PISS DRINKING COMMIE FEGS
HYDRATE MOTHER FUCKER
AT LEAST 1.5 LITERS PER DAY
NO U
Dad?
I hydrate but that daily multivitamin turns my pee neon
I need to take vitamins
My apocalypse gun is a desert eagle chambered in .22 short
Libertarian socialism
@jaguarknight I try to stay healthy *microwaves hot pocket*
I honestly just don't know what the problem is
*serves another cup of noodles*
I'm a healthy individual *eats gallon of ice cream while staying up all night*
@jaguarknight I should probably stop eating processed foods *cooks pizza rolls, dips in ranch*
I totally eat healthy
Hold on
"Yeah I'll take a number 1, yeah I'll make it a large"
Anyways as I was saying
With a Diet Coke
You knows, cuz its better
Doing
Doing good. Having some dinner
Hanging with the kids watching my daughter torture shit on Minecraft
I didn't read that completely at first...
Why are you hanging your kids and torturing your daughter on Minecraft
@James Warner haha
*I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two 45s one with cheese, and a large soda*
Is it bad if I read that in big smokes voice?
It should always be said in big smokes voice
All day every day mang, I have to given my new living space
WITCH
RUSSIAN
FUCKING
YOU
WATER
DRINK
Legit I'm in the middle of the friggin desert
My piss was slightly more yellow after I got up so I literally just downed another pint
My parents just finished watching Waco
I could finally complete my "I hate the government, the are murderers cowards and fags speech" without immediate disagreement
Slowly trying to boog pill them