Message from @Horwin

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2018-02-01 10:04:56 UTC  

name some nordic empires

2018-02-01 10:05:05 UTC  

Lol nobody alive today is capable of making that castle. I don't know how it's possible to be proud to be born there

2018-02-01 10:05:05 UTC  

muh leif erricson

2018-02-01 10:05:11 UTC  

drunken nord retard who got lost

2018-02-01 10:05:16 UTC  

"Hastein and Björn wintered at Camargue island on the mouth of the Rhone before ravaging Narbonne, Nîmes and Arles, then as far north as Valence, before moving onto Italy. There they attacked the city of Luna. Believing it to be Rome, Hastein had his men carry him to the gate and tell the guards he was dying and wished to convert to Christianity. Once inside, he was taken to the town's church where he received the sacraments, before jumping from his stretcher and leading his men in a sack of the town. Another account has him wanting to convert before he dies and the following day feigns death. The city then lets 50 robed men come in for his burial all of which had swords under their robes. Hastein then jumps from his coffin and chops off the religious leaders heads on the way to sacking the city. As might be imagined"

2018-02-01 10:05:25 UTC  

The Chad tribe vs the virgin empire

2018-02-01 10:05:25 UTC  

MUH BUILDINGS WILL PROTECT US

2018-02-01 10:05:42 UTC  

ok a couple viking savages

2018-02-01 10:05:47 UTC  

won a couple of skirmishes

2018-02-01 10:05:56 UTC  

>Couple of skirmishes

2018-02-01 10:05:56 UTC  

but could not stand against a real euro power in a real battle

2018-02-01 10:06:04 UTC  

hut dwelling apes

2018-02-01 10:06:26 UTC  

come on tell us about your glorious viking castles

2018-02-01 10:06:29 UTC  

Literally conquered all of the Eastern Slav lands.

Carved out Northern France

REPEATEDLY sacked italy

2018-02-01 10:06:31 UTC  

Actually

2018-02-01 10:06:37 UTC  

Lol Vikings lived in mudhuts like nggers

2018-02-01 10:06:37 UTC  

CONQUERED ALL OF ITALY

2018-02-01 10:06:52 UTC  

vikings did not conquer italy

2018-02-01 10:06:53 UTC  

lmao

2018-02-01 10:06:57 UTC  

Yes they did

2018-02-01 10:07:05 UTC  

Vikangz did not conquer italy Gesta

2018-02-01 10:07:12 UTC  

Come on

2018-02-01 10:07:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408563982408876033/Ostrogothic_Kingdom.png

2018-02-01 10:07:59 UTC  

ostrogoths originally from ukraine

2018-02-01 10:08:08 UTC  

Nope

2018-02-01 10:08:09 UTC  

Kinda the wrong side of the continent

2018-02-01 10:08:10 UTC  

Africa had spaceships back then so who even cares

2018-02-01 10:08:13 UTC  

They come from the goths

2018-02-01 10:08:20 UTC  

Who come from fucking sweden of all places

2018-02-01 10:08:22 UTC  

also italy was not a real power at that time

2018-02-01 10:08:22 UTC  

Gotland

2018-02-01 10:08:24 UTC  

Goths were completely seperate peoples by that time

2018-02-01 10:08:25 UTC  

fractured city states

2018-02-01 10:08:48 UTC  

you are delusional if you are claiming ostrogoths were scandinavian