I like to go for the side ride, I get some *mean* dick cracking in that way

ooof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Fcf1N_tqI

he keeps getting better and better

I’ll bowlify my name

Who here is in the mile high dick cracking club?

I'll never have a slavic bride 😦 I'll always be known for saying stupid shit like cracking my dick.

You'll have a Ukro-Norman-Friso-Hyperborean groom though 😉

im going to castrate myself

https://www.rosebrides.com/

@Akashic Wrecker

is this one worth doing

american woman have driven me to the edges of despair

It's rough out hea

https://www.rosebrides.com/brides/ekaterina-572604.html

https://www.rosebrides.com/brides/anna-557744.html

Wew

Maybe Ukrainian > Russian

I heard Ukrainian women get offended if you don't smack em around

Lol

When I move back to my homeland of Azovbattalionia (formerly Ukraine), I shall take five brides and they shall give me five sons each, all named Tyr in honour of my patron God Tyr and the glorious victory we achieved over the subhuman Donbass communists and kikes in the Ukrainian government.

David Duke Approved

fuck david duke

plasticfaced white nationalist CIA nigger

Lol

Landed 2 hours ago and they still haven't harvested my organs yet- great success!

LOL

We need some piccolini photoshops of him working as a halal food truck vendor lol

Got one HE'LL of a view

@OrwellHuxley

Hahahahahahaha

I'm dying

@The Final Bowlution

It looks pretty real

I used it because the actual dude even looked like him

Here's the original

This is going right to twitter

Haha holy shit

Looks the same