Oh

I know it isnt the same by any means lol.

I uhh.... I thought we were talking about bedroom habits..... Women don't like me because I fire too early

Negligent Discharges man..... In my pants

That's why you rub one out beforehand so you can last a little longer and possibly impress her haha

See I've tried that but I just get paintbrush dick

But that still doesn't solve my size problem

#4inchesisaverage

Hard to deepthroat a bitch when ya dicc is smaller rhan a tic-tac

I think most dudes actually do got small PPs though because I've slept around alot in the past and ive YET to get a size complaint in any form, and my PP is like. Maybe 5.5" to be real

Emphasis on maybe

My ex gf actually named it the "two incher- pincher"

Shortnik? More like shortDICK ha goteem

Jk King, ily

The 2 inch power tower

The ovary DESTROYER

@edgyusername69 my Minuteman missile is basically jist a davey Crockett

HOWEVER

benefits of having a small dick
-i can have a raging boner amd bitches won't even know
-i would never be convicted of rape because it doesn't reach that far
-i can run one out in a matter of seconds
-i can carry an Obrez type rifle and nobody would bat an eye
-easy to clean

Those..

You know what I'm gonna let you just have this

@edgyusername69 whoops, accidentally hit the video chat rhing

Thing*

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Lol you probably saw my ugly ass face lol

I didnt

Huh. Tbh it's alright if ya did I mean. Lol.

I didnt

Bro

Alright

So back to thw conversation

I want some pics like rhis

This*

But like. If anyone still does the vaporwave thing

That looks Chernobyl af lol

I gotcha

Give me a sec

@насильственное убийство some quickies

https://youtu.be/AoSH7RRHoCI