Message from @насильственное убийство
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Wot
I dont habs rifle lol
Wait..... We're talking about guns?
Oh
I know it isnt the same by any means lol.
I uhh.... I thought we were talking about bedroom habits..... Women don't like me because I fire too early
Negligent Discharges man..... In my pants
That's why you rub one out beforehand so you can last a little longer and possibly impress her haha
See I've tried that but I just get paintbrush dick
But that still doesn't solve my size problem
#4inchesisaverage
Hard to deepthroat a bitch when ya dicc is smaller rhan a tic-tac
I think most dudes actually do got small PPs though because I've slept around alot in the past and ive YET to get a size complaint in any form, and my PP is like. Maybe 5.5" to be real
Emphasis on maybe
My ex gf actually named it the "two incher- pincher"
Shortnik? More like shortDICK ha goteem
Jk King, ily
The 2 inch power tower
The ovary DESTROYER
@edgyusername69 my Minuteman missile is basically jist a davey Crockett
benefits of having a small dick
-i can have a raging boner amd bitches won't even know
-i would never be convicted of rape because it doesn't reach that far
-i can run one out in a matter of seconds
-i can carry an Obrez type rifle and nobody would bat an eye
-easy to clean
Those..
You know what I'm gonna let you just have this
@edgyusername69 whoops, accidentally hit the video chat rhing
Thing*
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Lol you probably saw my ugly ass face lol
I didnt
Huh. Tbh it's alright if ya did I mean. Lol.
I didnt
Bro
Alright
So back to thw conversation
I want some pics like rhis
This*
But like. If anyone still does the vaporwave thing
That looks Chernobyl af lol
I gotcha
Give me a sec