Message from @насильственное убийство
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Yep
I'd approve of a Bob Ross tribute though haha
Duz et taek glawk mags
Just taught my girl some basic level rifle shit with my BB gun lol
Better than not knowing anything at all.
Better than not knowing anything at all.
Hell I know barely anything myself
It's like the blind leading the blind
@edgyusername69 i learned on my own. Had like 7/8 negligent discharges unfortunately
I've never had an Nd
But I also trained with a BB gun as preteen for like. HOURS a day
And my grandpa taught me how to stand, breath. Etc
That being said I've fired a real rifle.. maybe 3 times in my life, each time was only MAYBE 10 rounds
So I have shot less than 50 rnds of real rifle ammo lol
Woah
Wot
I dont habs rifle lol
Wait..... We're talking about guns?
Oh
I know it isnt the same by any means lol.
I uhh.... I thought we were talking about bedroom habits..... Women don't like me because I fire too early
Negligent Discharges man..... In my pants
That's why you rub one out beforehand so you can last a little longer and possibly impress her haha
See I've tried that but I just get paintbrush dick
But that still doesn't solve my size problem
#4inchesisaverage
Hard to deepthroat a bitch when ya dicc is smaller rhan a tic-tac
I think most dudes actually do got small PPs though because I've slept around alot in the past and ive YET to get a size complaint in any form, and my PP is like. Maybe 5.5" to be real
Emphasis on maybe
My ex gf actually named it the "two incher- pincher"
Shortnik? More like shortDICK ha goteem
Jk King, ily
The 2 inch power tower
The ovary DESTROYER
@edgyusername69 my Minuteman missile is basically jist a davey Crockett
HOWEVER
benefits of having a small dick
-i can have a raging boner amd bitches won't even know
-i would never be convicted of rape because it doesn't reach that far
-i can run one out in a matter of seconds
-i can carry an Obrez type rifle and nobody would bat an eye
-easy to clean
Those..
You know what I'm gonna let you just have this
@edgyusername69 whoops, accidentally hit the video chat rhing
Thing*