UHH
I SHOULD MENTION THAT I'M SUFFERING FROM FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS BECAUSE ZOLOFT WITHDRAWAL CAN DO THAT
LAUGHING IS BAD FOR MY THROAT

I'm at the ER
Pain level a 10 and I can't swallow or talk
Updates later

Oh jesus

Feel better

@Trini Dayana Rivera Don't die motherfucker!

I found the best pickup line: the Ford F-150 series.

I didn't die
I have laryngitis

Also
Disclaimer: The first time this happened, I figured the guy was just being a nitpicky asshole about some of our practices at work

HOWEVER THEN COMES ANOTHER CASE OF THE WHOLE "ANNOYINGLY NITPICKY NIGERIAN DOCTOR"


IS IT A COMMON TRAIT FOR NIGERIAN DOCTORS TO BE SO DAMN ANNOYINGLY NITPICKY OVER THE MOST MINISCULE THING?!

Man the nurse showed me how good my electrolyte levels were. He was impressed by them
I bet it's all that powerade I drink at work 😂😂

Also
@Krelin i'm stealing that lol

Get your fucked-up voice box fixed Trini

Nigger

Faggot

Moldy camel toe

My brother got my medication and I took them immediately

It's the 5 day kind
2 on the first day, 1 every day after

Ah yes. The Zpac

Anabolic steroids?

Zithromax

The one thing about alternative social media, is that regular people will never go there.

Such as Minds, which I discovered is infested with anti-vaxxers today.

That... Doesn't surprise me

And the echo chamber grows.

The only reason I didn't join minds is because I didn't need shit for having an anine profile pic

Like jee
Its almosy like I don't wanna get doxxed

Fuck the ottoman family.

I ain't going back on minds.

I'll be in the VC for a bit while I work, if anyone @here wants to join in, you can probably just jump right in.

Hello

Hi ho, are you into VC you go?

VC?

Voice chat