Context: https://twitter.com/messiah_of_kek/status/1107443996488552448

Apparently Macaulay culkin Outed a shit ton of hollywood pedos during the oscars

SOMEONE PROTECT THIS MAN

I wonder if he's... Home alone?

LOL

Let the corpserun commence.

Bro
When I was gonna lay down on my couch and swung my feet up to do so, I unintentionally kicked my laptop off the chair it was on but I also caught it with my feet
THAT SHIT ONLY HAPPENS IN CARTOONS
I also made the condition of my back worse in doing so

Oh well. At least your laptop isn't broken.

Ikr?

I still want that drawing

Do you want a lewd drawing of a guy?
Because I'm dedicating this year to drawing guys

@Dick Daddy Foster

Why are you like this

Eh sure. Maybe something like me being all sexy.

@Trini Dayana Rivera I’ll dm you about it later

Might have to wait
I'm dealing with some horrible withdrawal symptoms from stopping my antidepressants

Its really bad

Never taking zoloft ever again

I’m sorry to hear that

@everyone post some funny shit to make @Trini Dayana Rivera happy

UHH
I SHOULD MENTION THAT I'M SUFFERING FROM FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS BECAUSE ZOLOFT WITHDRAWAL CAN DO THAT
LAUGHING IS BAD FOR MY THROAT

I'm at the ER
Pain level a 10 and I can't swallow or talk
Updates later

Oh jesus

Feel better

@Trini Dayana Rivera Don't die motherfucker!

I found the best pickup line: the Ford F-150 series.

I didn't die
I have laryngitis

Also
Disclaimer: The first time this happened, I figured the guy was just being a nitpicky asshole about some of our practices at work

HOWEVER THEN COMES ANOTHER CASE OF THE WHOLE "ANNOYINGLY NITPICKY NIGERIAN DOCTOR"


IS IT A COMMON TRAIT FOR NIGERIAN DOCTORS TO BE SO DAMN ANNOYINGLY NITPICKY OVER THE MOST MINISCULE THING?!

Man the nurse showed me how good my electrolyte levels were. He was impressed by them
I bet it's all that powerade I drink at work 😂😂

Also
@Krelin i'm stealing that lol

Get your fucked-up voice box fixed Trini

Nigger

Faggot