Message from @Dick Daddy Foster
Discord ID: 558069107929645079
Let the corpserun commence.
Bro
When I was gonna lay down on my couch and swung my feet up to do so, I unintentionally kicked my laptop off the chair it was on but I also caught it with my feet
THAT SHIT ONLY HAPPENS IN CARTOONS
I also made the condition of my back worse in doing so
Oh well. At least your laptop isn't broken.
Ikr?
I still want that drawing
Do you want a lewd drawing of a guy?
Because I'm dedicating this year to drawing guys
Why are you like this
Eh sure. Maybe something like me being all sexy.
@Trini Dayana Rivera I’ll dm you about it later
Might have to wait
I'm dealing with some horrible withdrawal symptoms from stopping my antidepressants
Its really bad
Never taking zoloft ever again
I’m sorry to hear that
@everyone post some funny shit to make @Trini Dayana Rivera happy
UHH
I SHOULD MENTION THAT I'M SUFFERING FROM FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS BECAUSE ZOLOFT WITHDRAWAL CAN DO THAT
LAUGHING IS BAD FOR MY THROAT
I'm at the ER
Pain level a 10 and I can't swallow or talk
Updates later
Oh jesus
Feel better
@Trini Dayana Rivera Don't die motherfucker!
I found the best pickup line: the Ford F-150 series.
I didn't die
I have laryngitis
Also
Disclaimer: The first time this happened, I figured the guy was just being a nitpicky asshole about some of our practices at work
HOWEVER THEN COMES ANOTHER CASE OF THE WHOLE "ANNOYINGLY NITPICKY NIGERIAN DOCTOR"
IS IT A COMMON TRAIT FOR NIGERIAN DOCTORS TO BE SO DAMN ANNOYINGLY NITPICKY OVER THE MOST MINISCULE THING?!
Man the nurse showed me how good my electrolyte levels were. He was impressed by them
I bet it's all that powerade I drink at work 😂😂
Also
@Krelin i'm stealing that lol
Get your fucked-up voice box fixed Trini
Nigger
Faggot
Moldy camel toe
My brother got my medication and I took them immediately
It's the 5 day kind
2 on the first day, 1 every day after
Ah yes. The Zpac