like 2 weeks i think

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ah dam, I havent seen you here

I've seen Calamity around.

i keep Glennfiddich 18 over the fridge for when my dad visits. other than that...mulepiss whiskeyh

i work from home anyway

Glenfiddich is good and standard. When I was a scotch drinker exclusively it was the single malt I would use to introduce people to the drink.

hello internet friends

good timing...talking scotch

oh nice i got some in my beer fridge

@Ultimarok <:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681>

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whens trump come on today ? around 5 again?

Soon I hope.

i usually give the Laphroaig as a gift when friends retire

wait trump is gonna join the message board

I'm waiting for the next press conference with our county judge before I break out the beer. Each time you see someone write on the channel 13 feed, "I want to put sour cream in her tostada" you take a swig.

i want to see this

wtf lol

I'll try linking it next time she talks.

Trump should come on once a day, virus or no virus lol

i did some reading about her. seems a bit dim

Now the media is going cray because GEOTUS has told us we need to expect deaths in the coming weeks.

She doesn't need to be county judge. She needs to be at home, in heels, wearing pearls, making a standing rib roast.

If I die.... WITNESS MEEEEE!

So, I don't know why this started in my company but people keep coming to me asking when they'll receive their "CARES Act Check"

mediocre

All I ask is this ya'll if I succumb to the Chinese Coof Flu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKi59OVw0fs

are you a coofer?

Not yet. My sister hates it when I use that word. She thinks its "risque."

Let me in!!!!

get out

Ah, Dr. Brule.

"For your Corona!"

i continue to drive my wife nuts with kungfluuu

@saturn broker I’ll become the Administrator of NASA and demote you’re shit planet “Saturn” into a new classification of planets called “Faggots”

not with an attitude like that you wont, mister

Ok Snowflake <:wrong:624684284862529556>

safespace & snowflake?

Well you gotta go through a safe space to get to Saturn @CalamityBomb

"you are shit planet, Saturn"