Message from @ConradHensley

Discord ID: 694965834959028225


2020-04-01 17:40:04 UTC  

laphroig

2020-04-01 17:40:21 UTC  

It is Scottish. It's a Highland malt but unusual. Some people claim it has a clay taste and they poo poo it. I kind of like it.

2020-04-01 17:40:36 UTC  

i like " earthy " stuff

2020-04-01 17:40:58 UTC  

Laphroaig is good too. Tastes like getting French kissed by a sweaty valkyrie after she rescues you from a burning lumber yard.

2020-04-01 17:41:15 UTC  

ppl tell me they can taste the briny peat in laphroig. im not sophist enough

2020-04-01 17:41:48 UTC  

i missed an a

2020-04-01 17:42:05 UTC  

i knew it looked funny

2020-04-01 17:42:37 UTC  

i like the drinks but dont like the boozer culture , or the weed culture either, fans ruin everything

2020-04-01 17:43:08 UTC  

i just drink rotgut sourmash

2020-04-01 17:43:14 UTC  

<:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681> ping me hour it seems. Been pinged everywhere.

2020-04-01 17:43:20 UTC  

I find the peat to be "saltier" in Laphroaig than in Lagavulin. But as of late I've been playing around with Clynelish. I left my 15 year bottle of Macallan over at my girlfriend's, along with my bottle of Armagnac. The latter I cook with more than anything to deglaze pans or make a pan sauce with after cooking chicken.

2020-04-01 17:43:30 UTC  

Kerosene stright from the heater

2020-04-01 17:44:36 UTC  
2020-04-01 17:44:38 UTC  

how long have you been here @CalamityBomb

2020-04-01 17:44:45 UTC  

like 2 weeks i think

2020-04-01 17:44:52 UTC  

<:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-04-01 17:44:54 UTC  

ah dam, I havent seen you here

2020-04-01 17:45:05 UTC  

I've seen Calamity around.

2020-04-01 17:45:14 UTC  

i keep Glennfiddich 18 over the fridge for when my dad visits. other than that...mulepiss whiskeyh

2020-04-01 17:45:26 UTC  

i work from home anyway

2020-04-01 17:46:06 UTC  

Glenfiddich is good and standard. When I was a scotch drinker exclusively it was the single malt I would use to introduce people to the drink.

2020-04-01 17:46:16 UTC  

hello internet friends

2020-04-01 17:46:28 UTC  

good timing...talking scotch

2020-04-01 17:46:45 UTC  

oh nice i got some in my beer fridge

2020-04-01 17:46:52 UTC  

@Ultimarok <:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681>

2020-04-01 17:47:07 UTC  

<:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681>

2020-04-01 17:47:23 UTC  

whens trump come on today ? around 5 again?

2020-04-01 17:47:32 UTC  

Soon I hope.

2020-04-01 17:47:43 UTC  

i usually give the Laphroaig as a gift when friends retire

2020-04-01 17:47:52 UTC  

wait trump is gonna join the message board

2020-04-01 17:48:22 UTC  

I'm waiting for the next press conference with our county judge before I break out the beer. Each time you see someone write on the channel 13 feed, "I want to put sour cream in her tostada" you take a swig.

2020-04-01 17:48:45 UTC  

i want to see this

2020-04-01 17:48:47 UTC  

wtf lol

2020-04-01 17:49:05 UTC  

I'll try linking it next time she talks.

2020-04-01 17:49:17 UTC  

Trump should come on once a day, virus or no virus lol

2020-04-01 17:50:05 UTC  

i did some reading about her. seems a bit dim

2020-04-01 17:50:26 UTC  

Now the media is going cray because GEOTUS has told us we need to expect deaths in the coming weeks.

2020-04-01 17:50:49 UTC  

She doesn't need to be county judge. She needs to be at home, in heels, wearing pearls, making a standing rib roast.

2020-04-01 17:50:52 UTC  

If I die.... WITNESS MEEEEE!

2020-04-01 17:51:29 UTC  

So, I don't know why this started in my company but people keep coming to me asking when they'll receive their "CARES Act Check"

2020-04-01 17:52:17 UTC  

mediocre