Message from @saturn broker

Discord ID: 694966500490215455


2020-04-01 17:43:30 UTC  

Kerosene stright from the heater

2020-04-01 17:44:36 UTC  
2020-04-01 17:44:38 UTC  

how long have you been here @CalamityBomb

2020-04-01 17:44:45 UTC  

like 2 weeks i think

2020-04-01 17:44:52 UTC  

<:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-04-01 17:44:54 UTC  

ah dam, I havent seen you here

2020-04-01 17:45:05 UTC  

I've seen Calamity around.

2020-04-01 17:45:14 UTC  

i keep Glennfiddich 18 over the fridge for when my dad visits. other than that...mulepiss whiskeyh

2020-04-01 17:45:26 UTC  

i work from home anyway

2020-04-01 17:46:06 UTC  

Glenfiddich is good and standard. When I was a scotch drinker exclusively it was the single malt I would use to introduce people to the drink.

2020-04-01 17:46:16 UTC  

hello internet friends

2020-04-01 17:46:28 UTC  

good timing...talking scotch

2020-04-01 17:46:45 UTC  

oh nice i got some in my beer fridge

2020-04-01 17:46:52 UTC  

@Ultimarok <:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681>

2020-04-01 17:47:07 UTC  

<:TrumpDisgust:624681485525319681>

2020-04-01 17:47:23 UTC  

whens trump come on today ? around 5 again?

2020-04-01 17:47:32 UTC  

Soon I hope.

2020-04-01 17:47:43 UTC  

i usually give the Laphroaig as a gift when friends retire

2020-04-01 17:47:52 UTC  

wait trump is gonna join the message board

2020-04-01 17:48:22 UTC  

I'm waiting for the next press conference with our county judge before I break out the beer. Each time you see someone write on the channel 13 feed, "I want to put sour cream in her tostada" you take a swig.

2020-04-01 17:48:45 UTC  

i want to see this

2020-04-01 17:48:47 UTC  

wtf lol

2020-04-01 17:49:05 UTC  

I'll try linking it next time she talks.

2020-04-01 17:49:17 UTC  

Trump should come on once a day, virus or no virus lol

2020-04-01 17:50:05 UTC  

i did some reading about her. seems a bit dim

2020-04-01 17:50:26 UTC  

Now the media is going cray because GEOTUS has told us we need to expect deaths in the coming weeks.

2020-04-01 17:50:49 UTC  

She doesn't need to be county judge. She needs to be at home, in heels, wearing pearls, making a standing rib roast.

2020-04-01 17:50:52 UTC  

If I die.... WITNESS MEEEEE!

2020-04-01 17:51:29 UTC  

So, I don't know why this started in my company but people keep coming to me asking when they'll receive their "CARES Act Check"

2020-04-01 17:52:17 UTC  

mediocre

2020-04-01 17:52:31 UTC  

All I ask is this ya'll if I succumb to the Chinese Coof Flu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKi59OVw0fs

2020-04-01 17:52:48 UTC  

are you a coofer?

2020-04-01 17:53:22 UTC  

Not yet. My sister hates it when I use that word. She thinks its "risque."

2020-04-01 17:53:38 UTC  

Let me in!!!!

2020-04-01 17:53:42 UTC  

get out

2020-04-01 17:53:56 UTC  

Ah, Dr. Brule.

2020-04-01 17:54:12 UTC  

"For your Corona!"

2020-04-01 17:54:27 UTC  

i continue to drive my wife nuts with kungfluuu

2020-04-01 17:54:29 UTC  

@saturn broker I’ll become the Administrator of NASA and demote you’re shit planet “Saturn” into a new classification of planets called “Faggots”

2020-04-01 17:54:46 UTC  

not with an attitude like that you wont, mister

2020-04-01 17:54:57 UTC  

Ok Snowflake <:wrong:624684284862529556>