Message from @Dalai_Lambda

Discord ID: 694910987723079730


2020-04-01 13:48:03 UTC  

Cajun bat soup lul

2020-04-01 13:48:43 UTC  

I think snake juice sounds better for insults

2020-04-01 13:49:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665555087782969355/694906299078541392/1584458714124.jpg

2020-04-01 13:53:55 UTC  

probably the only "left wing part" about me is I think black girls look better than whites imo. The majority of guys like those skinny white hour glass chicks. Im not one of those guys. Dont quite understand why since im not black but my brain tells me otherwise

2020-04-01 13:54:36 UTC  

you like chitlins?

2020-04-01 13:54:44 UTC  

whats a chitlins

2020-04-01 13:55:02 UTC  

like double chins?

2020-04-01 13:56:32 UTC  

Yeah maybe. But I dont like morbidly obese girls lol. theres a difference between moribdly obese whales who cannot walk vs bigger chicks who can

2020-04-01 13:57:25 UTC  

(yeah i kinda figured no one would understand that, perhaps i should stop talking, ive never told anyone before)

2020-04-01 13:57:45 UTC  

nah man chitlins is pig guts and considered 'soul food'.. which is basically a wash on 'ill eat whatever shit is available'

2020-04-01 13:58:20 UTC  

so morbily obese whales?

2020-04-01 13:58:31 UTC  

who weigh like 500 pounds

2020-04-01 13:58:37 UTC  

eeewwww

2020-04-01 13:58:54 UTC  

fuck that, aint touching that thing with a 10 foot pole

2020-04-01 13:59:39 UTC  

lmao.. girls that big at least prove 1 thing... beggars CAN be choosers

2020-04-01 14:00:09 UTC  

i may have never kissed a girl before but i think i'd rather die than choose that

2020-04-01 14:01:01 UTC  

she may not be what you want.. but she'd be ALL you want [whistles while looking away]

2020-04-01 14:01:34 UTC  

...wait what...?

2020-04-01 14:02:14 UTC  

dont be playing mind tricks on me im slow

2020-04-01 14:06:58 UTC  

sucks i live in rural michigan. non trashy black girls up here are as rare as gold

2020-04-01 14:08:10 UTC  

I'm in NE Oklahoma. Quite a wide spectrum of black girls types here.

2020-04-01 14:08:26 UTC  

lucky duck

2020-04-01 14:08:30 UTC  

wanna switch

2020-04-01 14:08:42 UTC  

lots of strong ass white skinny country chicks up here

2020-04-01 14:09:04 UTC  

dude alot of these girls are stronger than me

2020-04-01 14:09:18 UTC  

Meth will do that.

2020-04-01 14:09:20 UTC  

four wheeling horse riding truck and hunting chicks

2020-04-01 14:09:20 UTC  

I prefer metal chicks tbh.. but the problem with that is a lot of them are shitlibs

2020-04-01 14:09:41 UTC  

nah they dont look halfbad

2020-04-01 14:09:50 UTC  

some of them do

2020-04-01 14:09:57 UTC  

but enough of them dont

2020-04-01 14:10:01 UTC  

@MooseOperator Welcome back Poopman. <:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-04-01 14:10:03 UTC  

plenty to choose from

2020-04-01 14:10:18 UTC  

@Ultimarok I’m in my office literally have nothing to do.

2020-04-01 14:10:43 UTC  

@MooseOperator Making America Great counts as something. THat's that T_D is for.

2020-04-01 14:11:47 UTC  

Working from home has been strange since this whole social distancing shit started.
[talks to customers while snorting lines of Super Male Vitality]

2020-04-01 14:13:23 UTC  

Don't forget your bone broth!

2020-04-01 14:14:02 UTC  

And your snake piss juice with a side dish of white rabbit potion

2020-04-01 14:16:53 UTC  

[adds some Capt to his bone broth]

2020-04-01 14:18:45 UTC  

Steve rogers was fed a early version of white rabbit

2020-04-01 14:18:59 UTC  

gotta win the war somehow