Message from @Dalai_Lambda

Discord ID: 694911282456952832


2020-04-01 13:56:32 UTC  

Yeah maybe. But I dont like morbidly obese girls lol. theres a difference between moribdly obese whales who cannot walk vs bigger chicks who can

2020-04-01 13:57:25 UTC  

(yeah i kinda figured no one would understand that, perhaps i should stop talking, ive never told anyone before)

2020-04-01 13:57:45 UTC  

nah man chitlins is pig guts and considered 'soul food'.. which is basically a wash on 'ill eat whatever shit is available'

2020-04-01 13:58:20 UTC  

so morbily obese whales?

2020-04-01 13:58:31 UTC  

who weigh like 500 pounds

2020-04-01 13:58:37 UTC  

eeewwww

2020-04-01 13:58:54 UTC  

fuck that, aint touching that thing with a 10 foot pole

2020-04-01 13:59:39 UTC  

lmao.. girls that big at least prove 1 thing... beggars CAN be choosers

2020-04-01 14:00:09 UTC  

i may have never kissed a girl before but i think i'd rather die than choose that

2020-04-01 14:01:01 UTC  

she may not be what you want.. but she'd be ALL you want [whistles while looking away]

2020-04-01 14:01:34 UTC  

...wait what...?

2020-04-01 14:02:14 UTC  

dont be playing mind tricks on me im slow

2020-04-01 14:06:58 UTC  

sucks i live in rural michigan. non trashy black girls up here are as rare as gold

2020-04-01 14:08:10 UTC  

I'm in NE Oklahoma. Quite a wide spectrum of black girls types here.

2020-04-01 14:08:26 UTC  

lucky duck

2020-04-01 14:08:30 UTC  

wanna switch

2020-04-01 14:08:42 UTC  

lots of strong ass white skinny country chicks up here

2020-04-01 14:09:04 UTC  

dude alot of these girls are stronger than me

2020-04-01 14:09:18 UTC  

Meth will do that.

2020-04-01 14:09:20 UTC  

four wheeling horse riding truck and hunting chicks

2020-04-01 14:09:20 UTC  

I prefer metal chicks tbh.. but the problem with that is a lot of them are shitlibs

2020-04-01 14:09:41 UTC  

nah they dont look halfbad

2020-04-01 14:09:50 UTC  

some of them do

2020-04-01 14:09:57 UTC  

but enough of them dont

2020-04-01 14:10:01 UTC  

@MooseOperator Welcome back Poopman. <:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

2020-04-01 14:10:03 UTC  

plenty to choose from

2020-04-01 14:10:18 UTC  

@Ultimarok I’m in my office literally have nothing to do.

2020-04-01 14:10:43 UTC  

@MooseOperator Making America Great counts as something. THat's that T_D is for.

2020-04-01 14:11:47 UTC  

Working from home has been strange since this whole social distancing shit started.
[talks to customers while snorting lines of Super Male Vitality]

2020-04-01 14:13:23 UTC  

Don't forget your bone broth!

2020-04-01 14:14:02 UTC  

And your snake piss juice with a side dish of white rabbit potion

2020-04-01 14:16:53 UTC  

[adds some Capt to his bone broth]

2020-04-01 14:18:45 UTC  

Steve rogers was fed a early version of white rabbit

2020-04-01 14:18:59 UTC  

gotta win the war somehow

2020-04-01 14:19:22 UTC  

<:thinkpepe:624684793388466186>

2020-04-01 14:20:11 UTC  

i wonder if the actor actualy drinks that shit

2020-04-01 14:20:17 UTC  

very ironic

2020-04-01 14:20:50 UTC  

knowing hollyweird.. he probably drinks the blood of orphans

2020-04-01 14:20:54 UTC  

He's pretty cucked, so probably.

2020-04-01 14:21:05 UTC  

you'll get used to how ppl speak eventually. just do searches on stuff you hear a lot and dont understand qw

2020-04-01 14:21:11 UTC  

Dont know steve rogers actor name. its not chris hemsworth (thor) or rjd (tony stark)