i may have never kissed a girl before but i think i'd rather die than choose that

she may not be what you want.. but she'd be ALL you want [whistles while looking away]

...wait what...?

dont be playing mind tricks on me im slow

sucks i live in rural michigan. non trashy black girls up here are as rare as gold

I'm in NE Oklahoma. Quite a wide spectrum of black girls types here.

lucky duck

wanna switch

lots of strong ass white skinny country chicks up here

dude alot of these girls are stronger than me

Meth will do that.

four wheeling horse riding truck and hunting chicks

I prefer metal chicks tbh.. but the problem with that is a lot of them are shitlibs

nah they dont look halfbad

some of them do

but enough of them dont

@MooseOperator Welcome back Poopman. <:ultrasmug:624684793199722498>

plenty to choose from

@Ultimarok I’m in my office literally have nothing to do.

@MooseOperator Making America Great counts as something. THat's that T_D is for.

Working from home has been strange since this whole social distancing shit started.
[talks to customers while snorting lines of Super Male Vitality]

Don't forget your bone broth!

And your snake piss juice with a side dish of white rabbit potion

[adds some Capt to his bone broth]

Steve rogers was fed a early version of white rabbit

gotta win the war somehow

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i wonder if the actor actualy drinks that shit

very ironic

knowing hollyweird.. he probably drinks the blood of orphans

He's pretty cucked, so probably.

you'll get used to how ppl speak eventually. just do searches on stuff you hear a lot and dont understand qw

Dont know steve rogers actor name. its not chris hemsworth (thor) or rjd (tony stark)

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> Don't forget your bone broth!
@Ultimarok Tastes like Ovaltine! <:alexjones:670897073972969475>

Slick Willy at it again!

Not gonna lie, I love ovaltine.

Bernie doesnt deserve to be in the same pic as Ron Paul. I know it's a meme though