Rural **Chinaman**

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but they all do it...? Wouldnt Chinamen be better?

There you go.

hes trying to sell the damn thing in a store

Now post it.

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Look like E.T. when he was sick

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do picture posts do better than video or is video better

when you realize Roger is just a sexualized ET, you realize Seth is kind of fucked up lol

uncanny resemblance

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what would a black + asian look like?

ive always wondered that

2 opposite ends of the human species

Cajun bat soup lul

I think snake juice sounds better for insults

probably the only "left wing part" about me is I think black girls look better than whites imo. The majority of guys like those skinny white hour glass chicks. Im not one of those guys. Dont quite understand why since im not black but my brain tells me otherwise

you like chitlins?

whats a chitlins

like double chins?

Yeah maybe. But I dont like morbidly obese girls lol. theres a difference between moribdly obese whales who cannot walk vs bigger chicks who can

(yeah i kinda figured no one would understand that, perhaps i should stop talking, ive never told anyone before)

nah man chitlins is pig guts and considered 'soul food'.. which is basically a wash on 'ill eat whatever shit is available'

so morbily obese whales?

who weigh like 500 pounds

eeewwww

fuck that, aint touching that thing with a 10 foot pole

lmao.. girls that big at least prove 1 thing... beggars CAN be choosers

i may have never kissed a girl before but i think i'd rather die than choose that

she may not be what you want.. but she'd be ALL you want [whistles while looking away]

...wait what...?

dont be playing mind tricks on me im slow

sucks i live in rural michigan. non trashy black girls up here are as rare as gold

I'm in NE Oklahoma. Quite a wide spectrum of black girls types here.

lucky duck

wanna switch