ai shame die manne moet dek dis tyd

die ouens wat agter bly moet seker eenetjie uitvryf LOL

Of ek het dalk die kat aan die stert beet.

Ekt nou my stilnox gedrink so eke raak nou gepil.

Hulle steek missionary style pappie

@BraaiBroodjie hou op daai kak drink

oefen en eet net goed

^.^

@ZombieQueen ja, my vrou stem saam

Ek is geneig om 'n aangename persoon te wees.

Agreeable more like it.

@ZombieQueen well there you go, my waifu everyone

10/10

Vrou is such a weird sound for woman..

Nah bru im here on the farm. Just had a half. Just ate some cake and have some honey tea. Gonna go tiep now

tiep?

Sleep

Ohhh

Okay.

Makes sense lol

@ZombieQueen tiep is slang for sleep in Afrikaans

Thank you for clarifying ^.^ @Meerkat_RSA

Learn something new everyday ❤

😂

Die broek slang is die mees giftigste slang wat daar is want as hy pik swel sy vir 9 maande lank

lmao

Penis?

Mandingo

Mandingo

GG @ZombieQueen, you just advanced to level 29!

@ZombieQueen yes. It is very dangerous

A girl can get pregnant once a year
But a boy can make a girl pregnant atleast once a day

True

@BraaiBroodjie naai die paddas lekker?

The mosquitoes are naaing my skin

They are quiet now so i think he blew his load. And now he is sleepy but the female sounds angry cause she expected more.

Theres this faint Kwaaak coming up from the river. So sad Kwaaak........ Kwaak.
Sleg nai......... Jy is swak....

Fun fact: Squids ejaculats through there tentacles. So when you are eating calamari tubes you are eating Squid penis

Well that beats by far gekookde beespiel and brain kerry

Nah it ain't their penis but it normally breaks of in the female after ejaculation.