-weather fuck

```
Weather report: fuck

_`/"".-. Light Rain Shower, Rain Shower
,\_( ). 14 °C (57 °F)
/(___(__) ↑ 6 km/h
‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ 10 km
‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ 0.1 mm

```

-df retard

**Retard**: The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately [point out] how you're being offensive. [On the contrary], if you call someone who is [mentally handicapped] retarded, you will also be called offensive.
*Person one: You just chugged a [2 liter of Coke] and a box of [Mentos]? You retard.
Person two: Hey, [that's offensive]! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!*
*(<http://retard.urbanup.com/5035417>)* *9 more results*

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-df Timmy

**timmy**: A timmy is [that one kid] to break something at a party. He [spills] his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a [knife around] he will start cutting things.
*timmy you [smashed] [the picture]!*
*(<http://timmy.urbanup.com/10782287>)* *9 more results*

-df my dick

**My Dick**: [The reason] most of [those bitches] are on [Maury] in the first place.
*[Damn right] [you are not the father]! But [go ahead and] take care of it, because my dick has places to be.*
*(<http://my-dick.urbanup.com/4980985>)* *9 more results*

-df cock

**cock**: A slang word [for dick].

See also:
dick
[donga]
[Richard]
*The [scientific] [name] for cock is [dick].*
*(<http://cock.urbanup.com/7810420>)* *9 more results*

-df bitch ass nigga

**bitch ass nigga**: A [brotha] that acts like a [sista], always whinin' and talkin too much taking your stuff, [talking behind your back] etc
*he [say what], that bitch [ass nigga] talks [too Much]*
*(<http://bitch-ass-nigga.urbanup.com/759451>)* *9 more results*

-df weather

**weather**: Weather is the thing that makes [blighty] so unbearable. In blighty weather is terrible all the time, so much so that many people choose to move abroad or simply jump into the ocean and try to swim to another country. The general weather pattern acorss the United Kingdom is rain, rain, rain. Then a cold front. Then rain, rain, rain. Then freezing winds and snow. Then rain, rain, rain. The Roman Emperor Caeser once abandoned his quest to rule Britain because of the weather, and during the second world war the Luftwaffe were defeated in [the Battle of Britain] because the steel that made their aeroplanes rusted within minutes of coming into contact with [British weather].
*Tim: "[How's the weather]?"
[Jerry]: "You know, [sunny]!"*
*(<http://weather.urbanup.com/1950375>)* *9 more results*

-df your mom

**your mom**: The most [versatile] dis/[comeback] ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're [talking to someone's] mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
*1. guy: Look at that [fat kid]!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + [34] = [69]?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.*
*(<http://your-mom.urbanup.com/2187987>)* *9 more results*

-df hoes mad

**Hoes Mad**: A phrasal meme originating from [Famous Dex's] [2015] track "Hoes Mad."

It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an [irrational] manner.
*Bro 1: Dude my girlfriends been [going crazy] for no fucking reason [as of late]
Bro 2: It's OK dude, [hoes mad], now let's go smoke some weed.*
*(<http://hoes-mad.urbanup.com/13886522>)* *9 more results*

bruh

-df bitches be bonkers

**bitches be bonkers**: Another way of saying "[bitches be crazy]"

This phrase originated from Jamal [Turner], a character from the hit Netflix series "[On My Block]"
*Ruby: He's not coming with us.

[Jamal]: And why would you want him to?

*[Monse] starts walking towards [Cesar's] house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.*
*(<http://bitches-be-bonkers.urbanup.com/12839902>)* *9 more results*

-df penis

**penis**: Something to [look up] on [Urban Dictionary] when you have [nothing better to do]...
*[I'm bored] so I'm going to [look up] penis on [urban dictionary]*
*(<http://penis.urbanup.com/6270357>)* *9 more results*

-df cuck

**cuck**: A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the [compromise] of his beliefs and values, the [desecration] of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, [fidelity], and honesty in a romantic relationship.
*I know [John's] always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men. I can [tell it] bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't [say anything].*
*(<http://cuck.urbanup.com/11884077>)* *9 more results*

I just got boofed

-df nazbol

**NazBol**: NazBol is short for National [Bolshevism], which seeks to combine the Extreme [Far Right], and the Extreme Far Left. The way it does this is Extreme Left Economics ([Statism]), and Extreme Right Culturally (Ultra-Nationalism).
The end result is basically an even more edgy way of saying Italian Fascism.
*[Edgy] Dude: I'm an epic [Nazbol] bro.
Educated Dude: So you're basically a Fascist?
Edgy Dude: No, it's different even though the economic and cultural stances are literally the same. [Get educated] bruh. #Nazbolgang
Educated Dude: You're fucking stupid.*
*(<http://nazbol.urbanup.com/14151124>)* *2 more results*

-df blacked

**Blacked**: When a [white-bread] female raised in a middle or upper class home gets tricked by a smooth-taking [Brotha] into being a black dudes girlfriend and [sex partner].
*Hahaha, that rich [naive] white girl got Blacked by [DeShawn] and she doesn't even know that she's [never going] to be the same, hahaha!!!*
*(<http://blacked.urbanup.com/8061151>)* *9 more results*

?define fuck

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?define nigga

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-df Palestine

**palestine**: Modern day not-quite-country situated in and adjacent to Israel. The area is currently involved in a bloody struggle for [independence] from Israel. Despite what the anti-Israeli Western media likes to say, the politics of the situation have almost nothing to do with the [Palestinian] people themselves and everything to do with other Middle Eastern states (and some power-mongering militants) trying to get revenge on Israel for being owned in the Six-day War (namely Egypt, Jordan and [Syria], whom most coincidentally lost the Palestinian territories during said war).

For years the Palestinian Authority, the main [governing] entity for the region, was run by [Yasser Arafat], a wolf-in-sheeps-clothing who clandestinely sponsored terrorism against Israel knowing full well it would prevent the peace and independence he claimed to desire. Of course, this is the same guy who turned down a perfectly good peace agreement brokered by the US and agreed to by Israel for no good reason so it should be expected.
*[Palestine] might actually get its independence now that [Arafat] is out of the picture and sane people are [running the show] there.*
*(<http://palestine.urbanup.com/1040917>)* *9 more results*

?define define

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