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2019-09-07 17:42:27 UTC  

```
Weather report: FAT MAN BALLS

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:42:30 UTC  

-weather inside my dick

2019-09-07 17:42:31 UTC  

```
Weather report: inside my dick

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:42:42 UTC  

```
Weather report: Obama's Fat Cock

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:42:51 UTC  

-weather garbage dump

2019-09-07 17:42:52 UTC  

```
Weather report: garbage dump

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. 29..34 °C (93 °F)
\_( ). ↗ 20 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
1.1 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:42:55 UTC  

-weather my mom's barren uterus

2019-09-07 17:42:56 UTC  

```
Weather report: my mom's barren uterus

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. -1..+1 °C (33 °F)
\_( ). → 5 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.0 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:43:02 UTC  

Damn nibba

2019-09-07 17:43:04 UTC  

That’s cold

2019-09-07 17:43:15 UTC  

-weather cunt

2019-09-07 17:43:16 UTC  

```
Weather report: cunt

Overcast
.--. 18 °C (64 °F)
.-( ). ← 0 km/h
(___.__)__) 32 km
0.0 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:43:34 UTC  

-weather fags

2019-09-07 17:43:35 UTC  

```
Weather report: fags

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. 17 °C (62 °F)
\_( ). ↓ 13 km/h
/(___(__) 10 km
0.1 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:43:41 UTC  

what is the point of this bot

2019-09-07 17:43:44 UTC  

No idea

2019-09-07 17:43:46 UTC  

Bruh

2019-09-07 17:43:49 UTC  

Seems retarded

2019-09-07 17:43:52 UTC  

Y u say bad bad word

2019-09-07 17:43:53 UTC  

-weather fuck

2019-09-07 17:43:54 UTC  

```
Weather report: fuck

_`/"".-. Light Rain Shower, Rain Shower
,\_( ). 14 °C (57 °F)
/(___(__) ↑ 6 km/h
‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ 10 km
‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ 0.1 mm

```

2019-09-07 17:44:08 UTC  

-df retard

2019-09-07 17:44:08 UTC  

**Retard**: The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately [point out] how you're being offensive. [On the contrary], if you call someone who is [mentally handicapped] retarded, you will also be called offensive.
*Person one: You just chugged a [2 liter of Coke] and a box of [Mentos]? You retard.
Person two: Hey, [that's offensive]! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!*
*(<http://retard.urbanup.com/5035417>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:44:09 UTC  

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```

2019-09-07 17:44:10 UTC  

2019-09-07 17:44:21 UTC  

-df Timmy

2019-09-07 17:44:21 UTC  

**timmy**: A timmy is [that one kid] to break something at a party. He [spills] his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a [knife around] he will start cutting things.
*timmy you [smashed] [the picture]!*
*(<http://timmy.urbanup.com/10782287>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:44:26 UTC  

-df my dick

2019-09-07 17:44:26 UTC  

**My Dick**: [The reason] most of [those bitches] are on [Maury] in the first place.
*[Damn right] [you are not the father]! But [go ahead and] take care of it, because my dick has places to be.*
*(<http://my-dick.urbanup.com/4980985>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:44:29 UTC  

-df cock

2019-09-07 17:44:30 UTC  

**cock**: A slang word [for dick].

See also:
dick
[donga]
[Richard]
*The [scientific] [name] for cock is [dick].*
*(<http://cock.urbanup.com/7810420>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:44:41 UTC  

-df bitch ass nigga

2019-09-07 17:44:42 UTC  

**bitch ass nigga**: A [brotha] that acts like a [sista], always whinin' and talkin too much taking your stuff, [talking behind your back] etc
*he [say what], that bitch [ass nigga] talks [too Much]*
*(<http://bitch-ass-nigga.urbanup.com/759451>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:44:46 UTC  

-df weather

2019-09-07 17:44:47 UTC  

**weather**: Weather is the thing that makes [blighty] so unbearable. In blighty weather is terrible all the time, so much so that many people choose to move abroad or simply jump into the ocean and try to swim to another country. The general weather pattern acorss the United Kingdom is rain, rain, rain. Then a cold front. Then rain, rain, rain. Then freezing winds and snow. Then rain, rain, rain. The Roman Emperor Caeser once abandoned his quest to rule Britain because of the weather, and during the second world war the Luftwaffe were defeated in [the Battle of Britain] because the steel that made their aeroplanes rusted within minutes of coming into contact with [British weather].
*Tim: "[How's the weather]?"
[Jerry]: "You know, [sunny]!"*
*(<http://weather.urbanup.com/1950375>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:44:54 UTC  

-df your mom

2019-09-07 17:44:55 UTC  

**your mom**: The most [versatile] dis/[comeback] ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're [talking to someone's] mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
*1. guy: Look at that [fat kid]!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + [34] = [69]?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.*
*(<http://your-mom.urbanup.com/2187987>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:45:02 UTC  

-df hoes mad

2019-09-07 17:45:02 UTC  

**Hoes Mad**: A phrasal meme originating from [Famous Dex's] [2015] track "Hoes Mad."

It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an [irrational] manner.
*Bro 1: Dude my girlfriends been [going crazy] for no fucking reason [as of late]
Bro 2: It's OK dude, [hoes mad], now let's go smoke some weed.*
*(<http://hoes-mad.urbanup.com/13886522>)* *9 more results*

2019-09-07 17:45:08 UTC  

bruh

2019-09-07 17:45:10 UTC  

-df bitches be bonkers