Who the fuck is Richard

-df gay

**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, chillin’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re [not gay]”*
*(<http://gay.urbanup.com/12450443>)* *9 more results*

ur mom

-df df

**df**: meaning : [da fuck]

df means almost the same thing as "wtf" but,it's more [flexible] and,you can use it in more than [one way].See example.
*Example #1

[Cisco]:"[D00d],that fucking car almost ran me over !"

Mike:"Yeah man,df kind of driving was that ?!"

Example # 2

Cisco:"Your mom was [blowin'] me real good last night ! XD"

Mike:"df dude !"*
*(<http://df.urbanup.com/3208106>)* *9 more results*

Stupid bitch

-df bitch

**bitch**: one of the most versatile words in the english language; it is used to express a multitude of emotions; anger, anticipation, [despair], [endearment], envy, excitement, fear, horror, joy, shock, surprise, warning; all achieved by one's enunciation and [intonation].
*Endearment: Hey bitch!
Joy: Oh my god, bitch!
Anticipation: Bitch, guess what?
Shock/Pain: [Stubs] toe Ah, bitch!
Envy: She's SUCH a BITCH.
Fear: Bitch. What was that noise?
Surprise: BITCH!
Warning: Bitch. [Don't try me].
Despair: [Biiiitch].*
*(<http://bitch.urbanup.com/11959421>)* *9 more results*

-df bach

**Bach**: greatest [composer] that ever walked the earth... to think that people like nirvana and [greenday]... [tut tut].
*bouree; class! best piece to [play on] [ye] [guitar].*
*(<http://bach.urbanup.com/901199>)* *9 more results*

**df**: meaning : [da fuck]

df means almost the same thing as "wtf" but,it's more [flexible] and,you can use it in more than [one way].See example.
*Example #1

[Cisco]:"[D00d],that fucking car almost ran me over !"

Mike:"Yeah man,df kind of driving was that ?!"

Example # 2

Cisco:"Your mom was [blowin'] me real good last night ! XD"

Mike:"df dude !"*
*(<http://df.urbanup.com/3208106>)* *9 more results*

have sex

-df fanfcition

No result :(

-df urban dictionary

**Urban Dictionary**: A [site] where it's a [challenge] to find one [subject] where no one talks about sex.
*Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young [piece of ass] that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a [girl's ass] and pouring [shampoo] down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.*
*(<http://urban-dictionary.urbanup.com/4816710>)* *9 more results*

-define fanfiction

**fanfiction**: I noticed most of the other definitions here completely trash [fanfiction].

First, definition: [Fanfiction] is when someone takes either the story or characters (or both) of a certain [piece of work], whether it be a novel, tv show, movie, etc, and create their own story based on it. Sometimes people will take characters from one movie and put them in another, which is called a [cross-over].

Most people who [bash] fanfiction are not willing to look past the fact that it's based on something else to see that it could be worth reading IF you like the subject. If they don't like the subject, then obviously they are going to automatically dismiss the fanfiction.

It is true, however, that some fanfictions are rather poorly written and only a few hundred words, and it is also [true that] some people just write them so they can have their favorite characters have sex ([lemon]). But, if you take the time to find something decent, you can end up with a fanfiction story that is so close to the original piece of art, that you'd barely notice the difference.
*Mary decided to write a fanfiction based on a story she had read. She liked the idea of two of the characters as a couple, but it wasn't in the original [plot], so she twisted the story around a bit and evolved the characters so that it seemed as though they actually *could* have been together in the first place. (Good example, it's rare that someone does it perfectly but there are some out there)

Sue was so angry that her two favorite characters never got together that she wrote her own story in which [the first thing] they did was have sex and get married. ([Bad example], but sadly sometimes true)*
*(<http://fanfiction.urbanup.com/1904435>)* *9 more results*

-df cookie

**cookie**: [Food of the gods]
*And so to appease [the gods], we [offered] them a cookie. It seemed to [work].*
*(<http://cookie.urbanup.com/7871376>)* *9 more results*

-df kelly clarkson

**Kelly Clarkson**: Winner of season one of [American Idol], capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very [dorky] but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance [charisma] you don't see around in many pop stars.
*Kelly Clarkson deserved to [win] [American Idol].*
*(<http://kelly-clarkson.urbanup.com/383837>)* *9 more results*

-df marco

**Marco**: One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at [treating] women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. Usually the guy who plays pokemon like it's his religion. He's [contemptuous], however not in a rude sarcastic way, but a funny sarcastic way. Has an incredible taste in music. Commonly tall, and athletic. Enjoys running. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a [shoulder to cry on] whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
*Did you [meet] [that guy over there] yet?

Yeah, he's a Marco [for sure].

Definitely.*
*(<http://marco.urbanup.com/7309178>)* *9 more results*

-df herbal essences

**herbal essences**: [shampoo] that somehow [gives] women [orgasms]
*[ooooh] [YES YES YES]*
*(<http://herbal-essences.urbanup.com/678761>)* *9 more results*

**Marco**: One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at [treating] women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. Usually the guy who plays pokemon like it's his religion. He's [contemptuous], however not in a rude sarcastic way, but a funny sarcastic way. Has an incredible taste in music. Commonly tall, and athletic. Enjoys running. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a [shoulder to cry on] whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
*Did you [meet] [that guy over there] yet?

Yeah, he's a Marco [for sure].

Definitely.*
*(<http://marco.urbanup.com/7309178>)* *9 more results*

wtf

-df 15

**15**: One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a [part time job] [like real] teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid [watching cartoons] and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
*Bob: I am 15... what a [crappy] [age]. Only a few months until I turn [16], I can't wait.*
*(<http://15.urbanup.com/3245940>)* *9 more results*

-df Greta thunberg

**Greta Thunberg**: A [brain-dead] "climate activist" who is not even a legal adult, yet she has the [audacity] to cry to politicians regarding [climate change], without offering any solutions to the problems she mentions. Those who listen to her and praise her may as well also be brain-dead.
*Greta Thunberg: "[How dare you]! You have [stolen] my dreams and my [childhood] with your empty words."*
*(<http://greta-thunberg.urbanup.com/14240377>)* *9 more results*

Perfect timing @pompompiggy

Lololol

I didn’t even realize

How many chicks you be scoring

-df teen

**teen**: In online chatrooms it means a man in his [40's] or [50's] with his [nob] out.
*In [yahoo] chat TEEN room - male, 42... male, [54]...male, [49]*
*(<http://teen.urbanup.com/569026>)* *9 more results*